Dale & Dawson Stationery Supplies

Getting productive

Very common95.1%

Complete all your tasks

Pack your things

Very common83.5%

Get fired

Popular

Very common74.0%

Receive a phone call

Number two

Common65.2%

Get promoted to the assistant

Janitor

Common63.5%

Become the janitor

YOU'RE FIRED

Common57.4%

Fire another player

Keep on slacking

Common45.7%

Win a game as a slacker

No witnesses

Uncommon20.8%

Update a camera whilst the CCTV is in use

UGH dammmit JIM

Uncommon17.8%

Jelly another players stapler on the Stanton map

Risky note

Uncommon16.1%

Place a sticky Note on the back of the manager

Picasso from the office

Uncommon10.9%

Hang a drawing on the display board

Risky virus

Uncommon10.8%

Infect manager's computer

Who did this?

Uncommon10.6%

Enable servers after disabling them

World's best janitor

Rare9.4%

As a janitor, get promoted to assistant

Trust issues

Rare8.3%

Fire your own assistant

Who poisoned me?

Rare7.3%

Take 5 shit in the same game

I'm the boss NOW

Rare6.8%

Drink coffee out of your Boss mug without being the Boss

Pam is that you?

Rare6.1%

Sit in the secretary's seat on the Stanton map

Crossed

Rare5.4%

Drink a beer, smoke a cigarette, and drink coffee all within a minute

IT guy

Very rare4.7%

Turn ON another players antivirus that had been turned OFF

Don't mind me

Very rare4.1%

Refill the toilet paper whilst a player is taking a dump

This will go to HR

Very rare3.7%

Get fired as Manager

The traitor

Very rare3.4%

Win as a Slacker Assistant

Changed my mind

Very rare3.1%

Be demoted from assistant

Sticky Bandits

Very rare2.3%

Place 15 sticky notes in one game

Sowing the seeds of doubt

Very rare2.2%

Email the manager from another players PC

Dance Dance Dale & Dawson

Very rare2.1%

Dance for 3 min straight in one game

On a Roll!

Very rare2.1%

As a manager fire 4 slackers in a row

Smokers Cough

Very rare1.9%

Smoke 100 cigarettes

Burp!

Ultra rare0.3%

Drink 100 beers

Employee of the month

Ultra rare0.3%

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Specialist

Snake grand master

Ultra rare0.3%

Get a score over 60 at Snake

Repairman

Ultra rare0.2%

Update the firmware of 100 cameras

Slacker of the month

Ultra rare0.2%

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Slacker

Firefighter

Ultra rare0.1%

Extinguish 50 Fires

Minesweeper grand master

Ultra rare0.1%

Win 100 Minesweeper games