Rise of the Triad

Executioner

Common77.2%

Kill an Enemy While He's Begging for His Life

It's Like DLC, But Free!

Common67.0%

Run the Game with a Custom Mod or Map Installed

Collateral Damage

Common64.6%

Kill an Enemy with an Exploding Barrel

I'm a Plumber By Trade

Common54.7%

Collect 10 Coins in 5 Seconds

Triple Triad

Common53.2%

Kill 3 Different Types of Triads with One Attack

Fool Me Once

Common53.0%

Get Killed by an Enemy Who Was Previously Begging for His Life

Gib Fest

Common48.9%

Gib 50 Enemies

Shop Smart, Shop S Mart

Common40.7%

Pick up the Doomstick for the first time

ATGM

Common38.5%

Kill an Enemy While Under the Effects of a Jump Pad

Come at me World

Common35.8%

Submit a Score to the Leaderboard

Consider This An Intervention

Common34.4%

Get Shrooms Mode for the First Time

Raining Blood

Common34.2%

Kill 5 People at Once with Explosives or Magical Weapons

Rocket Scientist

Common32.6%

Kill an Enemy During a Rocket Jump

Holy Shit

Uncommon19.4%

Run the Game on Maximum Ludicrous Settings

Sausage Fest

Uncommon18.3%

Eat 50 Meals

Dat Nostalgia

Uncommon17.9%

Activate the Original Soundtrack

Buried in a Lunchbox

Rare14.1%

Complete Episode 1

Aaron the Porridge Baron

Rare11.1%

Eat 3 Porridge Bowls in 5 Seconds

Spray and Pray

Rare10.7%

Kill 666 Enemies with the MP40

Beaglefaaaace!

Rare8.5%

Kill 3 Enemies at Once with the Barkblast

Ludicrosity

Rare7.6%

Get "Ludicrous gibs" With All Weapons that are Capable of Gibbing

Do You Even Stand?

Rare6.5%

Complete Episode 2

Steppin' Razer

Rare6.4%

Kill 50 Enemies by Using Their Own Traps Against Them

Grandma's Boy

Rare5.9%

Disable Gore

1 On 1

Rare5.0%

Beat General Darian in 3 Minutes

Enemosity

Legendary4.9%

Complete Episode 3

Robo Nono

Legendary4.7%

Beat NME in 5 Minutes

Weak Legs

Legendary4.1%

Beat Krist in 3 Minutes

Tryhard

Legendary3.9%

Kill an Enforcer with a Single Pistol

Cult Following

Legendary3.8%

Complete Episode 4

Slow Your Roll, Bro

Legendary3.8%

Finish the Game in 4 Hours or Less

Seven Ten

Legendary3.6%

Gib 2 Enemies with the Split Missile

Rock-It Man

Legendary3.1%

Kill 666 Enemies with the Rocket Launcher

Munchies

Legendary3.0%

Eat 4 Health Pickups While in Shrooms Mode

Deck the Hall

Legendary2.9%

Beat El Oscuro in 3 Minutes

Walk in the Park

Legendary2.8%

Beat the Game on Easy Difficulty

El Oscuro

Legendary2.7%

Complete E4L5 100%

You Suck

Legendary2.5%

Get the Bad Ending

Nukem

Legendary2.3%

Kill 666 Enemies with the Firebomb

Bonus Bonus

Legendary2.2%

Get 2000000 Points in One Level

Global Warming

Legendary2.1%

Kill 666 Enemies with the Flamewall

In the Thick of It

Legendary2.1%

Complete E1L1 100%

Over Easy

Legendary2.1%

Beat the Game on Medium Difficulty

Tequila

Legendary2.1%

Kill 666 Enemies with Pistols

Head Hunter

Legendary2.0%

Find Scott's Mystical Head

Burned and Amazed

Legendary1.9%

Complete E1L2 100%

General Darian's Lair

Legendary1.9%

Complete E1L5 100%

Hot Blooded

Legendary1.9%

Kill 666 Enemies with the Heat Seeker

Spring Surprise

Legendary1.9%

Complete E1L4 100%

Double Vision

Legendary1.8%

Kill 666 Enemies with the Split Missile

Know Thine NME

Legendary1.8%

Complete E3L5 100%

Too Much Room

Legendary1.8%

Complete E1L3 100%

Assault the Base

Legendary1.7%

Complete Episode 1 100%

Look Ma! No Legs!

Legendary1.7%

Complete E2L5 100%

That's Dope

Legendary1.7%

Find the Dopefish

This is my Doomstick!

Legendary1.7%

Kill 666 Enemies with the Doomstick

WARP ZONED

Legendary1.7%

Play Through All The Secret Levels

You Shall Not Pass

Legendary1.7%

Kill 666 Enemies with the Dark Staff

Circles of Fire

Legendary1.6%

Complete E4L4 100%

Down and Over

Legendary1.6%

Complete E3L2 100%

Four Way Chamber

Legendary1.6%

Complete E2L4 100%

Into the Castle

Legendary1.6%

Complete E2L1 100%

Judgement Day

Legendary1.6%

Kill 666 Enemies While in God Mode

Juiced

Legendary1.6%

Kill 666 Enemies with the Excalibat

Knife Party

Legendary1.6%

Kill 666 Enemies with Knives

Robotricks

Legendary1.6%

Complete E3L1 100%

Shit Faced

Legendary1.6%

Kill 666 Enemies with the Drunk Missile

Spiraling In

Legendary1.6%

Complete E2L3 100%

With a Vengeance!

Legendary1.6%

Beat the Game on Hard Difficulty

You're Tearing Me Apart!

Legendary1.6%

Complete E2L2 100%

Backfire

Legendary1.5%

Complete E4L3 100%

Breach the Castle

Legendary1.5%

Complete Episode 2 100%

Clear and Present Dangers

Legendary1.5%

Complete E3L4 100%

Cult Classic

Legendary1.5%

Complete Episode 4 100%

Dead in 5 Seconds

Legendary1.5%

Complete E3L3 100%

Fire and Brimstone

Legendary1.5%

Complete E4L2 100%

Monky Business

Legendary1.5%

Complete E4L1 100%

Old School

Legendary1.5%

Beat the Game on Ludicrous difficulty

What Lies Beneath

Legendary1.5%

Complete Episode 3 100%

You're The Dog Now, Man!

Legendary1.5%

Kill 666 Enemies While in Dog Mode