Blue-Collar Astronaut

Got further than Don

Uncommon15.8%

Next stop, riches!

Student loan unlocked!

Uncommon12.8%

What would self-betterment be without a little hurdle?

Master of student loans

Rare5.5%

Not one, but two for the price of two!

Dr. Loans DSD.

Very rare2.9%

Doctorate prestige will vary.

10-4 Good Buddy

Very rare1.4%

You've trucked all there is to truck.

Shiny!

Very rare1.1%

All that glitters is not Au.

Trail Blazer

Ultra rare0.9%

Who put these cones here?

Master of the normal

Ultra rare0.8%

Aint nobody done normals like me.

Pizza Perfect

Ultra rare0.8%

The pizza is safe… for now.

Call the gecko-caveman-money-sandwich thing

Ultra rare0.7%

We make mascots and dabble in insurance.

You're a hero!

Ultra rare0.7%

Defender of the masses. Or at least people who won't leave without their pizza.

Studious

Ultra rare0.6%

Paid your student loans down $2000. Because you're awesome.

Thanks for playing!

Ultra rare0.6%

...and thanks for checking out the credits!

These things happen

Ultra rare0.6%

Somebody should really clean that graffiti up.

Hey! I'm napping here!

Ultra rare0.5%

Let sleeping truckers lie.

Oh no!

Ultra rare0.5%

If a planet is destroyed a galaxy over, and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

One year in

Ultra rare0.5%

It's been a blast... or two. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

There can only be one

Ultra rare0.5%

Spacelander. Coming to theaters near you.

Get it there cheap

Ultra rare0.4%

Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.

I AM ASTRONAUT

Ultra rare0.4%

Stared into the void. Laughed.

I pity the schoo!

Ultra rare0.4%

Teacher's pet.

No money back

Ultra rare0.4%

Pizza on time. Every. Time.

Pizza without fail

Ultra rare0.4%

No challenge is too great when it comes to getting great pizza to the masses.

Sleep is overrated

Ultra rare0.4%

Payed for three day shipping. Got it in two. #winning

With honors

Ultra rare0.4%

The classiest of the top of the class.

Asteroid defense could use more funding

Ultra rare0.3%

It's a big sky and there is a surprising amount in it.

Buy more sticky notes

Ultra rare0.3%

A fantastic use of the last sticky note. That's just good planning.

Done did everything

Ultra rare0.3%

You even did that one thing? Such dedication!

<Insert kitty poster>

Ultra rare0.3%

Hang in there.

Keep it topped off

Ultra rare0.3%

You're so green, you could be any alien from an old sci-fi film.

Keep those expenses low

Ultra rare0.3%

Some things you can't learn in school. Although fuel conservation appears to not be one of those things.

Kid genius

Ultra rare0.3%

Finished school in under 10 minutes!

Living on a prayer

Ultra rare0.3%

WooooooOOOOh we're half way there.

Loan down!

Ultra rare0.3%

The future is bright…er!

Master of time

Ultra rare0.3%

Time is relatively precious.

Not a scratch!

Ultra rare0.3%

The resale value has held up amazingly!

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT

Ultra rare0.3%

This is the maximum percent for any game that cares about math. Thanks for playing!

Outta my grill

Ultra rare0.3%

Took the worst the universe could throw at you.

Payin' down the plastic

Ultra rare0.3%

Look at you. So responsible.

Pizza robot got nothin' on me

Ultra rare0.3%

In the distant future, pizza delivery is a matter of life and death... and pizza.

Semi… expensive

Ultra rare0.3%

Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.

The way of the space road

Ultra rare0.3%

Clearly truckin' runs at the core of you.

Thy core is of a hard persuasion

Ultra rare0.3%

The hardcore do understand.