Behold the Kickmen

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Behold the Kickmen is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.

Sport Indie Arcade Action Comedy

2017 ★ 53 8 achievements Guide 0%

Got the Ump

Common71.9%

Do a Goal

Dev's Favourite

Common69.9%

Actually play the tutorial

Come on the Lads

Common66.0%

Win a game

Seeing Red

Common40.3%

Get a player sent off

Lovely Tackle

Common37.7%

Pull off a perfect tackle

Pair of Trainers

Common31.2%

Fully upgrade your skills

HatTrick

Uncommon19.8%

Score a 3-pointer

Spirit of '65

Rare9.9%

Win the World Cup

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