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Behold the Kickmen

Achievement guide · roadmap · tracker

Behold the Kickmen is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.

Sport Indie Arcade Action Comedy
2017 ★ 53 8 achievements Guide 0%
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8 achievements
Got the Ump

Got the Ump

Do a Goal

Dev's Favourite

Dev's Favourite

Actually play the tutorial

Come on the Lads

Come on the Lads

Win a game

Seeing Red

Seeing Red

Get a player sent off

Lovely Tackle

Lovely Tackle

Pull off a perfect tackle

Pair of Trainers

Pair of Trainers

Fully upgrade your skills

HatTrick

HatTrick

Score a 3-pointer

Spirit of '65

Spirit of '65

Win the World Cup

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