Behold the Kickmen
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Behold the Kickmen is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.
Sport
Indie
Arcade
Action
Comedy
2017
★ 53
8 achievements
Got the Ump
Very common71.9%Do a Goal
Dev's Favourite
Common69.9%Actually play the tutorial
Come on the Lads
Common66.0%Win a game
Seeing Red
Common40.3%Get a player sent off
Lovely Tackle
Uncommon37.7%Pull off a perfect tackle
Pair of Trainers
Uncommon31.2%Fully upgrade your skills
HatTrick
Uncommon19.8%Score a 3-pointer
Spirit of '65
Rare9.9%Win the World Cup
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