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Nerd Simulator

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It’s never too late to turn your life around! Step into the shoes of a 40-year-old finally ready to leave the nest in this hilarious RPG-Life Simulation mix. Tackle wacky challenges, embrace absurd adventures, and prove that with determination (and a bit of chaos), you can start fresh at any age.

Role-playing (RPG) Simulator Comedy
2026 50 achievements
50 achievements
First Pee

First Pee

22.1%

Take a pee

What a Nightmare!

What a Nightmare!

22.0%

Defeat your nightmare

IT-Jesus

IT-Jesus

21.9%

Configure the Doors XD system

First Poop

First Poop

18.9%

Take a poop

How Can I Help You?

How Can I Help You?

17.0%

Go to therapy

Golden Fish

Golden Fish

16.9%

Fulfill the golden fish’s first wish

Picasso

Picasso

16.4%

Sell your first painting

Hard Work Pays Off

Hard Work Pays Off

14.3%

Get your first job

Starvin’!

Starvin’!

14.2%

Reach a critically low hunger level

Cleanup, Cleanup…

Cleanup, Cleanup…

13.9%

Clean the basement

Fit on Paper

Fit on Paper

13.9%

Sign up for the gym

Fighter

Fighter

11.4%

Win the fight against El Chupacabra

Tractor Daddy

Tractor Daddy

9.4%

Mow all three lawns in a single shift

Bankrupt

Bankrupt

8.7%

Lose all your savings at the casino

Dealer

Dealer

8.5%

Sell your first pack

Black or Red?

Black or Red?

8.2%

Win your first round of roulette

Family First

Family First

8.0%

Don’t snitch on your mom when talking to ZeroByte

Stubborn Mervin

Stubborn Mervin

7.9%

Stand up to your mom in the first conversation

First Day on the Job

First Day on the Job

7.8%

Survive your first day at work

Green Reaper

Green Reaper

7.8%

Harvest your first crop

DIY Master

DIY Master

7.4%

Complete the puzzle

Amen!

Amen!

6.9%

Complete the church service without catching a single bread

Heartbreaker

Heartbreaker

6.8%

Talk to every character on Binder

Collector

Collector

6.6%

Buy every smoke game

Protection Money

Protection Money

6.5%

Pay your first rent

1K Run

1K Run

6.2%

Run 1000 meters on the treadmill

Token Hustler

Token Hustler

5.5%

Exchange your chips for cash at the casino

Stand-up Citizen

Stand-up Citizen

5.4%

Stand up to the police officer at the station

Wild Dancer

Wild Dancer

5.3%

Complete the striptease minigame without a single mistake

Recycling

Recycling

5.2%

Finish your sorting shift without missing any trash

Money Up in Smoke

Money Up in Smoke

4.5%

Spend $5000 in the store

Disabled and Happy

Disabled and Happy

4.3%

Disable your antivirus

CornHub Gourmet

CornHub Gourmet

3.1%

Order every dish from CornHub

All In!

All In!

3.0%

Win a game of poker

I’m Back!

I’m Back!

2.5%

Earn enough money to move out

Mommy’s Boy

Mommy’s Boy

2.5%

Don’t move out from your mom’s place

Bubblewrap Popper

Bubblewrap Popper

2.3%

Finish the bubble wrap minigame in under 30 seconds

2.5K Run

2.5K Run

2.1%

Run 2500 meters on the treadmill

Einstein

Einstein

2.1%

Calculate 2+2 on the calculator

Pizza Hurt

Pizza Hurt

2.1%

Order every dish from Pizza Hurt

Friendo-Eater

Friendo-Eater

2.0%

Order every dish from Friend Fries

Habibi Kebs

Habibi Kebs

2.0%

Order every dish from Habibi Kebab

Hacker

Hacker

1.9%

Execute any command in Commander

Trader

Trader

1.5%

Earn 10K with Big Dig

5K Run

5K Run

0.4%

Run 5000 meters on the treadmill

Maybe We Can Talk

Maybe We Can Talk

0.3%

Receive the lowest possible fine in the interrogation task

10K Run

10K Run

0.2%

Run 10,000 meters on the treadmill

Mom vs Me

Mom vs Me

0.2%

Win the fight against your mom

Platinum Nerd

Platinum Nerd

0.2%

Unlock all previous achievements

Shopaholic

Shopaholic

0.2%

Buy every item on Alfazon

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