Nerd Simulator

First Pee

Uncommon22.1%

Take a pee

What a Nightmare!

Uncommon22.0%

Defeat your nightmare

IT-Jesus

Uncommon21.9%

Configure the Doors XD system

First Poop

Uncommon18.9%

Take a poop

How Can I Help You?

Uncommon17.0%

Go to therapy

Golden Fish

Uncommon16.9%

Fulfill the golden fish’s first wish

Picasso

Uncommon16.4%

Sell your first painting

Hard Work Pays Off

Rare14.3%

Get your first job

Starvin’!

Rare14.2%

Reach a critically low hunger level

Cleanup, Cleanup…

Rare13.9%

Clean the basement

Fit on Paper

Rare13.9%

Sign up for the gym

Fighter

Rare11.4%

Win the fight against El Chupacabra

Tractor Daddy

Rare9.4%

Mow all three lawns in a single shift

Bankrupt

Rare8.7%

Lose all your savings at the casino

Dealer

Rare8.5%

Sell your first pack

Black or Red?

Rare8.2%

Win your first round of roulette

Family First

Rare8.0%

Don’t snitch on your mom when talking to ZeroByte

Stubborn Mervin

Rare7.9%

Stand up to your mom in the first conversation

First Day on the Job

Rare7.8%

Survive your first day at work

Green Reaper

Rare7.8%

Harvest your first crop

DIY Master

Rare7.4%

Complete the puzzle

Amen!

Rare6.9%

Complete the church service without catching a single bread

Heartbreaker

Rare6.8%

Talk to every character on Binder

Collector

Rare6.6%

Buy every smoke game

Protection Money

Rare6.5%

Pay your first rent

1K Run

Rare6.2%

Run 1000 meters on the treadmill

Token Hustler

Rare5.5%

Exchange your chips for cash at the casino

Stand-up Citizen

Rare5.4%

Stand up to the police officer at the station

Wild Dancer

Rare5.3%

Complete the striptease minigame without a single mistake

Recycling

Rare5.2%

Finish your sorting shift without missing any trash

Money Up in Smoke

Legendary4.5%

Spend $5000 in the store

Disabled and Happy

Legendary4.3%

Disable your antivirus

CornHub Gourmet

Legendary3.1%

Order every dish from CornHub

All In!

Legendary3.0%

Win a game of poker

I’m Back!

Legendary2.5%

Earn enough money to move out

Mommy’s Boy

Legendary2.5%

Don’t move out from your mom’s place

Bubblewrap Popper

Legendary2.3%

Finish the bubble wrap minigame in under 30 seconds

2.5K Run

Legendary2.1%

Run 2500 meters on the treadmill

Einstein

Legendary2.1%

Calculate 2+2 on the calculator

Pizza Hurt

Legendary2.1%

Order every dish from Pizza Hurt

Friendo-Eater

Legendary2.0%

Order every dish from Friend Fries

Habibi Kebs

Legendary2.0%

Order every dish from Habibi Kebab

Hacker

Legendary1.9%

Execute any command in Commander

Trader

Legendary1.5%

Earn 10K with Big Dig

5K Run

Legendary0.4%

Run 5000 meters on the treadmill

Maybe We Can Talk

Legendary0.3%

Receive the lowest possible fine in the interrogation task

10K Run

Legendary0.2%

Run 10,000 meters on the treadmill

Mom vs Me

Legendary0.2%

Win the fight against your mom

Platinum Nerd

Legendary0.2%

Unlock all previous achievements

Shopaholic

Legendary0.2%

Buy every item on Alfazon