Freedom Finger Achievement Guide

Gorbachev

Hand over Fist

Rip both arms off a mech

Pass the Two Million Sunblock

Into the sun. Well done.

Yuri Gannadye

Putin

Push Over

Poo Poo Pee Pee

Punch a Toilet

No Respect

Nice shootin', Tex

Get an S Rank on level 7-1 or 10-1

More Weirds

Complete level 666

Ivan Getridov

Into the Void

I am a Real American

Hatred For None

Ho Lee Fuke

You Played Yourself

Destroy bizarro Gamma Ray

Yeah, BRAH!

Get a million points on 1-1

The Level Above Human

Beat Heaven

Tipper Gore

Complete a level with the middle finger censored

These Colors Don't Run

The Biggest Little

Complete 9-1

Sweating Bullets

Destroy the Battle Dome without taking damage

Spineless

Slick Willie

Beat any level without taking damage

Shot to the Heart

Defeat the Worm's heart

Goodman!

"The game just called me a f$#!stick!"

Fire in the Sky

Survive the asteroid belt

Dogs of War

Destroy the space station!

Creeper

Load the crafting menu

Boot Camp

Survive the tutorial!

Big Balls