Zortch

Unexpected Event

Uncommon24.2%

I did not expect this to happen

Defeated Rare Enemy 2

Uncommon23.3%

or watched the demo long enough

It's Mine Now!

Uncommon21.7%

All mine!

Gibbed Rare Enemy 5

Uncommon17.8%

Jumping Brute with Grenade Launcher

First Boss

Uncommon15.2%

Defeated the Brainsucker Commander

Defeated Rare Enemy 3

Uncommon13.1%

Female Brute Commander

E2M2 finished

Uncommon11.8%

so simple, wasn't it?

Defeated Rare Enemy 4

Uncommon11.6%

Plasma Bot

Defeated Rare Enemy

Uncommon11.4%

Undead Hollow Abomination

Second Boss

Uncommon11.2%

Defeated the Trash Emperor

Defeated Rare Enemy 6

Uncommon10.6%

Female Brute with Grenade Launcher

This is not Doom!

Uncommon10.0%

but nice try anyway

Third Boss

Rare9.7%

Smoked Burt

Advanced Technology

Rare9.4%

I didn't know I can do that

Fourth Boss

Rare9.0%

Defeated the Creeps

Back to Sender .. Again!

Rare8.4%

I told you I don't want it!

Final Boss

Rare8.1%

Defeated Brainsucker Prime

Back to Sender!

Rare7.8%

You can have it back!

Frog Boss

Very rare4.9%

Hurt an overgrown frog badly

E5M3 all secrets found

Very rare4.2%

now let's climb into a suspicious hole

You are Winner!

Very rare4.0%

Beaten the game on Warrior Difficulty

E4M2 completed with all secrets

Very rare3.6%

just what was this place anyway

Ǝ⇂ꟽᘔ ɔoɯdlǝʇǝp

Very rare3.3%

ɟonup ɐll sǝɔɹǝʇs ou ǝƖɯᘔ

E1M1 is toast!

Very rare3.2%

found all secrets on e1m1

Call an ambulance.. but not for me!

Very rare2.9%

Dominator difficulty has been dominated

E2M3 trashed

Very rare2.6%

all secrets found - good job!

E1M3 checked

Very rare2.4%

finished level with all secrets

E4M3 found all secrets

Very rare2.4%

they weren't that hidden

E3M2 all secrets found

Very rare2.3%

good job!

E4M1 all secrets found

Very rare2.2%

now catch your breath!

E2M1 done

Very rare2.0%

e2m1 finished with all secrets

E5M1 complete

Very rare2.0%

the commute is deadly

E5M2 done

Very rare2.0%

just done with city life

E3M1 complete

Very rare1.9%

all secrets found

E3M3 done

Very rare1.9%

finished with all secrets

War is in my blood.. and blood is in my cereal!

Very rare1.6%

Subjugator difficulty got conquered

Achievement 88

Very rare1.5%

All 88 secrets found - game 100% beaten

I'm fierce.. but not that fierce!

Very rare1.1%

Beat the game on not so maxed difficulty

You are locked in here with ME!

Very rare1.0%

GAME HAS BEEN ZORTCHED BEYOND RECOGNITION