Coffee Crisis

Coffee forgin’

Uncommon27.8%

Complete stage 1

Enemy Abductor

Uncommon22.5%

Defeat 25 enemies

You've Done this Before

Uncommon20.9%

Earn an extra life from high score

Alien Anihilator

Uncommon17.5%

Defeat 25 aliens

You Can Probe me Any Time

Uncommon17.0%

Defeat Big Blue Alien boss in stage 8

Straight Outta the Street

Uncommon16.4%

Complete stage 2

Coffee Chugger

Uncommon15.8%

Complete mini-game

Straight Outta' the Park

Rare14.7%

Defeat bouncers in stage 3

Strike Out

Rare14.5%

Complete stage 3

I'm the Boss Now

Rare12.4%

Beat a boss with max health

Extra Cheese

Rare10.0%

Activate a level password

Riverside Savage

Rare8.2%

Complete stage 4

Caffeine Addict

Rare8.1%

Earn enough energy points in minigame to earn a 1up

Country Punchkin

Rare7.5%

Complete stage 5/defeat Skinny Chestknee

Guitar Shredding

Rare6.6%

Use a Guitar weapon

I am Alien Chow

Rare6.3%

Lose 25 lives

Destructive Vandal

Rare6.0%

Destroy one of each type of breakable object

Payback

Rare5.9%

Use a Grey Alien Arm weapon

AI Destroyer

Rare5.4%

Defeat robot boss in stage 6

Industrial Sabotage

Rare5.3%

Complete stage 6

Rocking the Metal Jesus

Rare5.1%

Complete Stage 4-2/defeat Metal Jesus Rocks

Trippin' It up

Legendary4.8%

Complete stage 7

Search Your Feelings

Legendary3.9%

Complete stage 9/defeat Darth B.

Effing Overlord

Legendary3.8%

Complete stage 10/defeat Overlord

Livin' it up

Legendary3.8%

Collect 25 lives

Martian Maniacs

Legendary3.8%

Complete stage 8

Iron Savior

Legendary3.3%

Complete game with Nick

I'm Invincible!

Legendary3.1%

Collect 25 invincibility powerups

The Smell of Cheaters in the Morning

Legendary3.1%

Activate a cheat code

Attackinator

Legendary3.0%

Collect 25 extra attack powerups

Jared the Mayonaise

Legendary2.9%

Kill 25 Mayo enemies

Repent, Sinner!

Legendary2.7%

Complete Stage 8-2/defeat Alpha Omega Sin

AI Destroyer Mark II

Legendary2.5%

Complete Stage 11-2/defeat Gibletor again

Galactic Savior

Legendary2.5%

Complete Stage 14-2/defeat Harvester

Straight Outta the Street Act 2

Legendary2.5%

Complete Stage 11

Cog in the Machine

Legendary2.4%

Complete Stage 12

Groupie Playa

Legendary2.4%

Complete Stage 13

Head Banging

Legendary2.4%

Complete Stage 13-2/defeat Metal Head boss

Mosh Pit

Legendary2.4%

Complete Stage 14

Barista Brawler

Legendary2.3%

Complete game with Ashley

Making the Dream Work

Legendary2.2%

Complete game in co-op mode

Smurglian Scout

Legendary2.2%

Complete the game thrice

BR00TAL

Legendary2.1%

Complete game on Metal difficulty

Lurker

Legendary2.1%

Make Metal Head Boss spawn 5 sets of enemies/play complete song within a single fight

Metal Master

Legendary2.0%

Complete Death Metal difficulty under 1 hour 15 minutes

Speed Metal

Legendary2.0%

Complete Death Metal difficulty under 1 hour 30 minutes

Overachiever

Legendary1.9%

Achievement awarded to achievers who achieve all of the achievements

ÜBER BR00TAL

Legendary1.9%

Complete game on Death Metal difficulty