Army of Tentacles: (Not) A Cthulhu Dating Sim
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At long last, the works of H.P. Lovecraft meet the medium of RPG in a spectacle of light and sound befitting an old western. Only this is set in New England. Meet interesting people! See astounding wonders! Enslave humanity! Go on one date side quest in a game subtitled a dating simulator! - Quirky 2D art with photography backdrops. Like the theme of sanity in all of Lovecraft's works, the art changes - sometimes drastically based on where you are in the game, who you are talking to, and what you are doing. - Time management is also a factor, as some areas only open up at certain times, and you may find yourself unable to train everyone you want before the final invasion of Innsmouth. - A SILENT PROTAGONIST. REVOLUTIONARY. - Fully voiced cast of 60+ characters! - Four central hub areas - Whale Jesus (but only in the most awesome of playthroughs) - Use your wits to engage in battles where words are sharper than swords or other things that hurt people in reality! Because NOBODY has EVER done conversation-based combat before! - Recruit a party of THOUSANDS (if thousands meant six), ranging from Deep Ones to Night Gaunts, all staples of the Lovecraft mythos! Find hidden army squads and party members to further puff up your ranks! - Do things that relate to other things and provide consequences of choice! We totally have more than three differently colored endings! We swear! (At least five! One is even pink!) And no, it's not a Cthulhu Dating Simulator. Honestly. No, really.
Oh Hey.
Rare5.7%
YOU KNOW, LIKE AN RPG.
Very rare2.8%Complete your first side quest.
Sticks feat. Stones
Very rare1.1%Bring Riley to a rap battle.
OH MY GOD IT'S A SUMMER.... sale
Very rare1.0%Buy the Gauss Rifle. [SUMMER OF STEAM]
We Represent The Lollipop Guild
Very rare1.0%Recruit Emilia first.
Is It Like Dark Souls?
Very rare1.0%Complete the game. Now please don't refund us.
To Serve Mankind
Ultra rare0.9%Complete act 1.
Night Terrors
Ultra rare0.9%Recruit Kyle first.
Cycle of Violence
Ultra rare0.8%
F-
Ultra rare0.8%
Booty Call of Cthulhu
Ultra rare0.8%We told you this was a dating sim.
Childhood's End (the 2015 SyFy one)
Ultra rare0.8%Erase a sacred bit of video game history from existence. Good job.
Male Man
Ultra rare0.8%You went against canon and forged your own path.
Winter Quarter Finished
Ultra rare0.8%In New Game+, complete Winter Quarter.
Destroyer of Worlds
Ultra rare0.8%Complete act 2.
John Stamos, Prince of Danes
Ultra rare0.8%In NEW GAME +, cast Hamlet as Hamlet.
THE SOUTH WILL RISE
Ultra rare0.8%Start a cult.
Hamlet, Prince of Darkness
Ultra rare0.7%In NEW GAME +, cast Cthulhu as Hamlet.
Game Dev Stalker
Ultra rare0.7%Romance Chris Avellone. [NEW GAME+]
I Never Sleep On Planes So I Can't Be Incepted
Ultra rare0.7%
Fall Quarter Finished
Ultra rare0.7%In New Game+, complete Fall Quarter.
A+
Ultra rare0.7%
Dragonslaying 101
Ultra rare0.7%In NEW GAME+, choose your hero and go bag yourself a dragon.
Hogwarts and a Giant Squid
Ultra rare0.7%Romance a Boy Wizard. NEW GAME+.
The Doom That Came to Sarnath
Ultra rare0.7%Get the ultimate weapon from Bokrug's shop.
I, For One, Welcome Our New Kitten Overlords
Ultra rare0.7%Save the kitties.
Pusillanimous Wimp
Ultra rare0.7%In NEW GAME +, cast Thatcher as Hamlet.
Mini-game: Magnusball Champion
Ultra rare0.7%Win a game of Magnusball. NEW GAME+.
Whoops
Ultra rare0.7%
Go Not To Wittenberg
Ultra rare0.7%In NEW GAME +, cast Riley as Hamlet.
Hamlet vs. Predator
Ultra rare0.7%In NEW GAME +, cast V. Raptor as Hamlet.
Radioactive
Ultra rare0.7%In NEW GAME+, get caught in a love triangle.
A Disturbance in the Force
Ultra rare0.7%Kill Chris Avellone.
Gotta Go Fast
Ultra rare0.7%Start the Invasion of Innsmouth ASAP.
Yorktown
Ultra rare0.7%Turn the world upside down. NEW GAME+.
A Cthulhu Dating Sim
Ultra rare0.7%In New Game+, romance Cthulhu.
Manic Pixie Girl In Reverse
Ultra rare0.7%In New Game+, romance Thatcher.
Original Halloween 2013 Launch Date
Ultra rare0.7%Do everything at the Spirit Pines location.
Clever Girl
Ultra rare0.7%Recruit the first secret party member with the second secret party member.
Dinosaur Porn
Ultra rare0.7%In New Game+, romance V. Raptor.
Entered Baldur's Gate
Ultra rare0.7%In New Game+, romance Baldur.
Rule 34 to the max
Ultra rare0.7%In New Game+, romance Riley.
All The World's A Stage
Ultra rare0.7%In New Game+, romance Hamlet.
Furry Lover
Ultra rare0.7%In New Game+, romance Hollywood.
Hamletpocalypse
Ultra rare0.7%That's not how the classic story of Hamlet goes at all. What game do you think this is? Elsinore? Buy Elsinore, it's a great game. [NEW GAME+]
Dirty Shoggoth
Ultra rare0.7%In New Game+, romance Keziah. But why?
Powergamer
Ultra rare0.7%Play the game through from beginning to end. Full run of the base campaign plus New Game+.
Male Man II
Ultra rare0.7%
Stag
Ultra rare0.7%In New Game+, romance no one.
Subjugated All Pokemon To Your Will
Ultra rare0.7%Recruited every party member.
Waifu Run
Ultra rare0.7%Beat New Game+ with every romance.
Dan Akroyd
Ultra rare0.6%In New Game+, romance Hamlet's Ghost.
Acheev Hunter
Ultra rare0.6%Pop four achievements at once. [NEW GAME+]
Cthulhu Saves Christmas but really kills everyone.
Ultra rare0.6%Holidays at Innsmouth suck.
For Every Animal You Save
Ultra rare0.6%Kill an endangered species.
Join or Die
Ultra rare0.6%Recruited every army squad.
Look Out, We've Got A Badass Over Here
Ultra rare0.6%Start the invasion ASAP with all party members at max training. Base party members minimum.
Sincerely, The Breakfast Club
Ultra rare0.6%
They Didn't See This Coming
Ultra rare0.6%Get your entire party killed at the Invasion of Innsmouth. Excludes any taken to the final battle with Marsh.
This Is The Famous Dead Sea Tupperware
Ultra rare0.6%Unlock all armor and weapons at Bokrug's shop.
"Here's some money, buy some exclusives for me"
Ultra rare0.5%Put on the Dustin Starcore Cosplay. [SAN DIEGO COMIC-CON]
Spice = Flow
Ultra rare0.4%Don't deny people their pumpkin spice. Don't be a monster. [HALLOWEEN DLC]
It Launches Vampire Kangaroos
Ultra rare0.4%Equip the Vampire Kangaroo Launcher. [HALLOWEEN DLC]
No Country for Old Gods
Ultra rare0.4%Do the quest before you're even given it. [HALLOWEEN DLC]
Wordsmith
Ultra rare0.4%One shot an enemy.
Game Dev Tycoon
Ultra rare0.4%In NEW GAME+, review a video game. Hint hint.
Hamlet, Prince of Jams
Ultra rare0.4%In NEW GAME +, cast Hollywood as Hamlet.
Game Dev: Metacritic
Ultra rare0.4%
Pants on Fire
Ultra rare0.1%Use the Cheat option the entire game. [DLC]
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