The Holy Gosh Darn
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The Holy Gosh Darn is a narrative adventure with a time-travelling twist. Time travel to jump between the past and present across Heaven, Hell, Earth and Helheim. Uncover information in one timeline to alter things in another in a bid to stop your universe from going bang. Again.
...of Mythology
Common
...of Humanity
Common
...of Upgradability
Common
...of Purgatory
Common
...of Mockery
CommonInsult one Elder.
...of Modularity
CommonInstall the wardrobe module.
...of Heroity
CommonSave heaven.
...of Craftability
Common
...of Sentimentality
CommonInstall the Holy Site Sentimenterer.
...of Philanthropy
CommonHelp Mike Cobbles.
...of Whackamoleity
CommonGet a perfect score in Whack-an-angel.
...of Animosity
UncommonInsult 10 Elders.
...of Artistry
UncommonLook at 20 pieces of art adjacent stuff.
...of Salary
RarePay for services rendered.
...of Omnisciency
RareFreak out Puriel.
...of Agility
RareSkydive to all locations without hitting any dogs.
...of Holiness
RareMeet every Holy Spirit.
...of Inquiry
RareRead every book.
...of Discontinuity
RareMake Gerardiel shut up.
...of Connectivity
RareOpen a network of portals between every realm.
...of Fully Upgradability
RareGet all watch upgrades.
...of Hostility
RareInsult all Elders.
...of Generosity
RareGive Satan a gift.
...of Snackery
RareHave a cookie.
...of Melody
RareListen to every song.
...of Celebrity
RareListen to yourself on the radio.
...of Theory
LegendaryLearn everything.
...of Mortality
LegendaryDie in 5 different ways.
...of Vanity
LegendaryFill out your wardrobe.
...of Sensibility
LegendaryWatch every divine memory.
...of Brewery
LegendaryGive Elder 7 every type of coffee possible.
...of Paradoxicality
LegendaryGive Brokk a nosebleed.
...of Audacity
LegendaryInsult 10 Elders in the same timeline.
...of Verbosity
LegendaryCall everyone.
...of Efficiency
LegendaryFinish the game by rewinding 30 times or less.
...of Unbelievability
LegendarySee crazy nonsense everywhere.
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