The Holy Gosh Darn
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The Holy Gosh Darn is a narrative adventure with a time-travelling twist. Time travel to jump between the past and present across Heaven, Hell, Earth and Helheim. Uncover information in one timeline to alter things in another in a bid to stop your universe from going bang. Again.
...of Mythology
Very common70.6%
...of Humanity
Common68.2%
...of Upgradability
Common65.5%
...of Purgatory
Common63.8%
...of Mockery
Common63.6%Insult one Elder.
...of Modularity
Common52.0%Install the wardrobe module.
...of Heroity
Common46.7%Save heaven.
...of Craftability
Common42.5%
...of Sentimentality
Uncommon38.1%Install the Holy Site Sentimenterer.
...of Philanthropy
Uncommon35.1%Help Mike Cobbles.
...of Whackamoleity
Uncommon31.7%Get a perfect score in Whack-an-angel.
...of Animosity
Uncommon25.3%Insult 10 Elders.
...of Artistry
Uncommon17.0%Look at 20 pieces of art adjacent stuff.
...of Salary
Uncommon14.3%Pay for services rendered.
...of Omnisciency
Uncommon13.6%Freak out Puriel.
...of Agility
Uncommon13.4%Skydive to all locations without hitting any dogs.
...of Holiness
Uncommon12.0%Meet every Holy Spirit.
...of Inquiry
Uncommon11.4%Read every book.
...of Discontinuity
Uncommon10.4%Make Gerardiel shut up.
...of Connectivity
Rare9.8%Open a network of portals between every realm.
...of Fully Upgradability
Rare9.7%Get all watch upgrades.
...of Hostility
Rare6.8%Insult all Elders.
...of Generosity
Rare5.9%Give Satan a gift.
...of Snackery
Rare5.6%Have a cookie.
...of Melody
Rare5.4%Listen to every song.
...of Celebrity
Rare5.3%Listen to yourself on the radio.
...of Theory
Very rare4.7%Learn everything.
...of Mortality
Very rare4.3%Die in 5 different ways.
...of Vanity
Very rare4.2%Fill out your wardrobe.
...of Sensibility
Very rare4.1%Watch every divine memory.
...of Brewery
Very rare3.8%Give Elder 7 every type of coffee possible.
...of Paradoxicality
Very rare3.8%Give Brokk a nosebleed.
...of Audacity
Very rare3.2%Insult 10 Elders in the same timeline.
...of Verbosity
Very rare3.2%Call everyone.
...of Efficiency
Very rare1.9%Finish the game by rewinding 30 times or less.
...of Unbelievability
Very rare1.5%See crazy nonsense everywhere.
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