Lucy Got Problems

You have carefully stashed the elf girl

You can no longer be an adventurer

You have touched them!

They are in the trees, Lucy! The trees!

Now it's safe here

Escape the Liana one way or another

You're problematic

You have heard something very special

It's NOT a cookie, you get it?!

Die 5 times

Gee, this location is perfectly safe!

Lovecraft was right

You lost an expensive piece of army-issue equipment

Turn the tide of the story in an unexpected way

At least you didn't have to kill ten rats in the cellar...

Throw a squirrel out 3 times

Finish the story with your suit intact

You have uncovered the secret of Tiamat's panties

Feel like a film school student

You have successfully deceived Ellie

You were loyal to Tiamat till the very end

Enact justice on the Seer

You have found the elves

Invoke the bleak doomed world covered in pixel censorship

You died in an endless bush

...came true!

What do you want, a medal?

A warm welcome indeed