Lucy Got Problems

The pointy-ears

Common76.3%

You have found the elves

A fitting hole

Common57.1%

You have carefully stashed the elf girl

Deviant demon

Common51.6%

You're problematic

Oh shooooooot!

Common47.9%

You lost an expensive piece of army-issue equipment

You are a hero

Common47.8%

What do you want, a medal?

Bonfire Lit

Common43.6%

Now it's safe here

Night in the Woods

Common40.6%

Gee, this location is perfectly safe!

Blasted Squirrels

Common34.7%

They are in the trees, Lucy! The trees!

High elven cuisine

Common33.7%

It's NOT a cookie, you get it?!

An acorn in the knee

Common33.2%

You can no longer be an adventurer

Order 66

Common31.6%

Turn the tide of the story in an unexpected way

Every tree has its tone

Uncommon29.3%

You have heard something very special

OH NO! The astral squids!

Uncommon29.3%

Lovecraft was right

Solid SNEK

Uncommon29.1%

Finish the story with your suit intact

So that's what they're like

Uncommon28.2%

You have uncovered the secret of Tiamat's panties

Suspension of Disbelief

Uncommon27.2%

You have successfully deceived Ellie

Super 8

Uncommon26.9%

Feel like a film school student

Better sorry than safe

Uncommon26.6%

You have touched them!

Commune with Nature

Uncommon23.9%

Escape the Liana one way or another

The flatter, the better

Uncommon23.8%

Enact justice on the Seer

You're fired!

Uncommon20.0%

A warm welcome indeed

Just like the Dank Sauce

Uncommon17.5%

Die 5 times

Send 'em flyin'

Uncommon17.4%

Throw a squirrel out 3 times

Think of the children!

Uncommon17.0%

Invoke the bleak doomed world covered in pixel censorship

Unlimited Bushworks

Uncommon16.0%

You died in an endless bush

Wet Dreams

Uncommon15.6%

...came true!

Sympathy for the devil

Rare14.5%

You were loyal to Tiamat till the very end

Page of Shrooms

Rare13.2%

At least you didn't have to kill ten rats in the cellar...