Sir Whoopass™: Immortal Death

MLG 360 no scope kill!

Common96.5%

Kill your first Orc Noob

Tastes just like chicken!

Common95.5%

Eat your first Garden Gnome

Are you ready to rumble?

Common94.1%

Get your very first lethal weapon

I like you...but I have to kill you...

Common90.6%

Kill your first Orc Warmaiden

AHHHHHH.....I'M ON FIRE!!!

Common90.4%

Catch fire

Not so hip anymore!

Common90.0%

Kill your first Orc Hipster

Up and down

Common85.2%

Jump 20 times

Blurry depth perception

Common83.8%

Kill your first Sven-Olof

That's what cheese said!

Common83.6%

Collect your first Wheel of Cheese!

Nerd

Common82.0%

Read a book from a bookshelf

Rolling, Rolling, Rolling

Common75.3%

Dodge 20 times

Fire-fighter!

Common69.5%

Put out the fire

Make Love not War-Craft a Mistlefoe

Common67.6%

Pick up a Mistlefoe

You're not going to blow me up!

Common64.5%

Kill you first Grenadier

Meat grinder

Common61.7%

Get eaten by a shark

Oh, you're up to no gouda!

Common61.7%

Collect 5 Wheels of Cheese!

Thats disgusting!

Common60.2%

Use the stinky outhouse

Cockadoodledoo!

Common59.6%

Find the marvelous Chickenator

Mushroom soup of the day

Common56.2%

Kill your first Fungoid Bob

Spare Ribs

Common54.6%

Kill your first Skelton warrior

My pants squeak when I walk

Common54.2%

Jump 100 times

Butcher

Common53.6%

Kill 100 enemies

Honk honk!

Common51.7%

Kill the clown in the sewers

Surprise!!

Common51.7%

Buy a surpise from Melisande

Self assessed tax return

Common49.1%

Kill your first IRS guy

You are no match for me, Billy!

Common42.5%

Kill your first Billy Bob

You can't stop me, bro!

Common42.5%

Kill your first Shotgun Knight

Make America Grate Again

Common41.1%

Collect 10 Wheels of Cheese

Haemochromatosis

Common39.7%

Kill yourself with metal bars

Catch the bus with me!

Common39.2%

Blow up yourself and an enemy with a dynamite barrel

Karaoke king

Common38.4%

Make the Bard play another song

Meetballs, coming up!

Common37.8%

Kill a Billy-Goat

Pasta Bolognese

Common35.3%

Whoop Ass 10 times!

I'm going to get a concussion

Common34.8%

Dodge 100 times

Another one bites the iron

Common31.7%

Kill an enemy using metal bars

Ripe Meat Off The Bone!

Common31.7%

Eat your first grilled chicken

Hovering around

Uncommon29.2%

Find and buy the HoverCraft 2500™

Slimy... yet satisfying

Uncommon28.4%

Kill your first Grumpy Worm

You're not so Big anymore, Boi!

Uncommon25.5%

Kill Big Boi

I cant stand still!

Uncommon24.8%

Jump 500 times

Kleptomaniac

Uncommon24.8%

Loot 6 drunken orcs

Just wing it!

Uncommon23.3%

Beat the first Flappy Knight level in the arcade machine.

A Megapint...?

Uncommon23.0%

Drink your very first grog

Your daily dose of Vitamin C.

Uncommon22.5%

Eat 100 Gnomes

Master Butcher

Uncommon18.4%

Kill 500 enemies

Deal with it

Uncommon17.7%

Find a pair of Deal-with-it glasses

Yeehaw!!!

Uncommon16.0%

Live out your cowboy dreams and make a triple-shot

Co-Whoop

Uncommon15.7%

Play together with at least one of your friends

You're looking mozzare-hella good!

Rare14.2%

Collect 25 Wheels of Cheese

Ancient Ruins of Dirty Feet

Rare13.5%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Free Of Chains

Rare13.3%

Release all the chains

Timber!

Rare13.1%

Kill the Ent

Grumpy Immortal

Rare12.4%

Defeat The Immortal

I drink, but I'm not a drunk!

Rare11.2%

Have three grogs in total

My name is Whoopass, SIR Whoopass!

Rare8.5%

Kill 1000 enemies

Out of bounds

Rare8.5%

Visit a place you shouldn't actually visit

Scrambled Eggs

Rare8.0%

Collect at least 100 eggs

I want to throw up!

Rare7.8%

Dodge 500 times

Spoiler alert!

Rare7.8%

Spoil the Bard so he can afford new and fancy clothes.

Ancient Ruins of Moist Overhangs

Rare7.7%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Stubbed Toes

Rare7.4%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Leaky Roof

Rare6.2%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Okay... Maybe I'm a bit drunk...

Rare6.1%

Drink five large grogs at the same time

Ancient Ruins of Stuffed Pantrys

Rare5.9%

Complete the dungeon 100%

European karaoke king

Rare5.9%

Make the Bard play another song while you are drunk

Ancient Ruins of Vitamin D Addition

Rare5.4%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Imperfectly Designed Walls

Legendary4.5%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Empty Echoes

Legendary4.3%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Misplaced Belongings

Legendary4.1%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Fifty Shades of Gruyere

Legendary4.1%

Collect 50 Wheels of Cheese and make Sheo proud!

Ancient Ruins of Moldy Ceiling

Legendary3.7%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Poor Intrusion Prevention

Legendary3.7%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Bloody Knuckles

Legendary3.3%

Kill a Grenadier with your bare hands

Ancient Ruins of Chilly Winds

Legendary3.1%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Inadequate Opportunities

Legendary2.9%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Peekaboo

Legendary2.5%

Complete the dungeon 100%

I've got the power

Legendary2.3%

Get full strength when Level Up

Catch me if you can

Legendary2.2%

Get full agility when Level Up

Consider it dealt with

Legendary2.1%

Find all 6 pairs of Deal-with-it glasses

I'm getting full...

Legendary2.1%

Eat 500 Gnomes

I'm feeling lucky!

Legendary1.9%

Get full luck when Level Up

Better safe than sorry - use protection

Legendary1.8%

Get full protection when Level Up