Caves of Qud

Jawsnapper

Common38.3%

Kill 100 snapjaws.

What's Eating the Watervine?

Common31.0%

Complete the quest What's Eating the Watervine?

May the Ground Shake But the Six Day Stilt Never Tumble

Uncommon21.9%

Travel to the Six Day Stilt.

What With the Disembowelment and All

Uncommon16.6%

Find one of Argyve's old apprentices.

A Bond Knit with Trust

Uncommon15.9%

Become loved by a faction.

Raisins in the Layer Cake

Uncommon15.6%

Recover a relic from a historic site.

Weirdwire Conduit.. Eureka!

Uncommon15.2%

Help Argyve build the contraption.

Waterpipe and Rest

Rare14.9%

Smoke from a hookah.

Proteus

Rare12.8%

Have 10 mutations.

Six Arms None the Richer

Rare11.1%

Have six arms.

Dark Tidings

Rare10.5%

Foresee your own death.

More than a Willing Spirit

Rare8.3%

Return from Golgotha with a repaired waydroid and gain admittance to Grit Gate.

Your Thirst Is Mine, My Water Is Yours

Rare8.2%

Perform the introductory water ritual 100 times.

Open Your Mind

Rare7.9%

Have your head explode.

Quiet This Metal

Rare7.8%

Speak to the alchemist.

Live and Ink

Rare7.6%

Tattoo yourself.

Mumblecore

Rare6.5%

Learn a secret from the microbiome.

Knight Conical

Rare6.2%

Recover Stopsvalinn.

Three-Sludge Monte

Rare6.1%

Kill a trisludge.

Mutagenic Mastery

Rare6.0%

Advance a mutation to level 15.

The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 1

Rare6.0%

Violate the Pauli exclusion principle.

Starry Demise

Rare5.8%

Be crushed under the weight of a thousand suns.

Eat an Entire Bear

Rare5.6%

Kill a bear and eat it. Just eat an entire bear.

There Can Be Only One

Rare5.5%

Encode the psionic bits of someone's psyche onto the holographic boundary of your own psyche.

Love Thyself

Legendary4.7%

Fall in love with yourself.

Absolute Unit

Legendary3.8%

Successfully cook a meal with neutron flux as an ingredient.

Goat Simulator

Legendary3.5%

Project your mind into a goat's body.

To Thine Own Self Be True

Legendary3.5%

Wear your own severed face on your face.

Dawnglider

Legendary3.4%

Become auroral.

The Spirit of Vengeance

Legendary3.4%

Recover the Ruin of House Isner.

Rocket Bear

Legendary3.0%

Equip the Flume-Flier of the Sky-Bear.

Donation Level: Kasaphescence

Legendary2.7%

Make on offering at the Sacred Well of an artifact worth at least 200 reputation.

Five-Sludge Monte

Legendary2.7%

Kill a pentasludge.

Biographer

Legendary2.5%

Learn the complete history of a single sultan.

Me, Myself, and I

Legendary2.5%

Share the map with 10 clones of yourself.

Pyramid Scheme

Legendary2.5%

Kill a chrome pyramid.

Mechanimist Reformer

Legendary2.2%

Convince the High Priest of the Stilt to join your party.

Go on. Do it.

Legendary2.1%

Wield the amaranthine prism.

Friend to Fungi

Legendary1.8%

Host three different fungal infections at once.

In Contemplation of Eons

Legendary1.6%

Perform the water ritual with Oboroqoru, Ape God.

Was It Something I Said?

Legendary1.6%

Invoke the Chaos Spiel.

Cubic and Wisest Human

Legendary1.5%

Activate a time cube.

Aleph

Legendary1.3%

Defeat one of the Girsh nephilim.

Gemini

Legendary1.3%

Wield Caslainard and Polluxus.

Lottery Winner

Legendary1.3%

Gain a mutation from a gamma moth's mutating gaze.

Ten-Sludge Monte

Legendary1.2%

Kill a decasludge.

The Woe of Joppa

Legendary1.2%

Become hated by the villagers of Joppa.

Love at First Sign

Legendary1.1%

Fall in love with a sign.

Arconaut

Legendary1.0%

Descend 50 strata deep.

The Woe of Apes

Legendary1.0%

Kill Oboroqoru, Ape God.

Belong, Friends

Legendary0.9%

Help the slynth find a new home.

Close the Loop

Legendary0.9%

Recover Kindrish.

Peekaboo

Legendary0.9%

Become loved by newly sentient beings.

Sultan of Salt

Legendary0.9%

Invent 100 recipes.

The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 3

Legendary0.9%

Prove the information paradox by causing your surroundings to glitch.

The Psychal Chorus

Legendary0.9%

Drink 20 drams of brain brine.

Surprise!

Legendary0.8%

Eat the Cloaca Surprise.

Caves of Qud

Legendary0.7%

Beat the game.

Feast Upon the Goat Hearts! *cheers*

Legendary0.7%

Perform the water ritual with Mamon Souldrinker.

Bet

Legendary0.6%

Defeat two of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

Get in the Robot

Legendary0.6%

Infiltrate a temple mecha.

Swollen Bulb

Legendary0.6%

Consume 10 drams of sunslag in a single playthrough.

Total Makeover

Legendary0.6%

Pour a dram of pure warm static on yourself.

tsk tsk

Legendary0.6%

Disappoint a highly entropic being.

Two Cats Are Better Than One

Legendary0.6%

Clone Ctesiphus.

Clonal Colony

Legendary0.5%

Share the map with 30 clones of yourself.

Lair Cake

Legendary0.5%

Discover 100 lairs.

On Second Thought

Legendary0.5%

Eat a serving of humble pie.

Gimel

Legendary0.4%

Defeat three of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

Non-Locally Sourced

Legendary0.4%

Cook a meal with an extradimensional limb as an ingredient.

Become as Gods

Legendary0.3%

Bestow life to 20 inanimate objects.

Dalet

Legendary0.3%

Defeat four of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

Dayenu

Legendary0.3%

Give the repulsive device to all four children of the Tomb.

He

Legendary0.3%

Defeat five of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

Leap, Frog.

Legendary0.3%

Convince a frog to teach you how to jump.

The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 2

Legendary0.3%

Exploit wave-particle duality to clone yourself.

The Narrowing Sky

Legendary0.3%

Wear each of the six Faces of the sultanate.

Token of Gratitude

Legendary0.3%

Be gifted a 10-pointed asterisk.

Tourist

Legendary0.3%

Visit 100 generated villages.

Vav

Legendary0.3%

Defeat six of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.

Byevalve

Legendary0.2%

Enter 100 giant clams.

I-

Legendary0.2%

Wink out of existence.

My Many Facets

Legendary0.2%

Eat the Crystal Delight.

Wander Darkling in the Eternal Space

Legendary0.1%

Lose your will to live.

Dream within a Dream

Legendary0.0%

Enter a waking dream from within a waking dream.

Imagine a Rubber Sheet

Legendary0.0%

Dash yourself on the crags of spacetime.

Sound Sleeper

Legendary0.0%

Wake peacefully from twenty dreams.