My Summer Car

Proud to be mortal

Very common74.4%

When I die, I die for good

I am coward

Very common70.1%

No permanent death for you.

Ultimate survivor

Common53.1%

Drinking your own piss like a pro.

Party time

Common44.8%

Bottle of booze drank quickly.

And it is gone!

Uncommon38.2%

Say goodbye to your saves.

It runs!

Uncommon36.9%

Your car actually started, good job!

Jonne!

Uncommon34.3%

You are real Finnish Jonne.

Poor people go away

Uncommon32.0%

A real money man.

A true hillbilly

Uncommon30.8%

Shopping groceries with style!

Case solved

Uncommon30.4%

24 bottles of beer consumed!

Welcome to Finland

Uncommon26.9%

You just experienced a Sauna.

Finnish wedding

Uncommon21.8%

Your traditional wedding condition.

Magic portal

Uncommon21.5%

Somehow you don't remember anything.

100 km

Uncommon21.2%

100 km driven with Satsuma.

Golden steam

Uncommon18.0%

Enjoy the smell.

An idiot

Uncommon17.0%

An idiot is definition of you.

Money well spent

Uncommon15.8%

Better luck next time.

Grand Theft Teimo

Uncommon15.7%

You little punk!

Granny's little helper

Uncommon15.0%

You are such a good boy!

Responsible citizen

Uncommon14.1%

You got your car through inspection.

Yeast festival

Uncommon13.5%

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

You have a new friend!

Uncommon12.9%

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Bad Guy

Uncommon12.8%

You've done your time.

Mr. Kilju

Uncommon11.2%

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Dakar rally

Uncommon10.7%

You just keep on going.

You have a computer!

Uncommon10.1%

Now play some games.

What a shock!

Rare8.4%

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

Working man's Saturday

Rare8.4%

Time to relax.

Finnish Summer

Rare6.7%

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

1000 km

Rare5.9%

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Rare5.8%

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Full of crap

Rare5.1%

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Satsuma GT

Very rare4.9%

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

You reached 100 kg

Very rare4.6%

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

Kela-Taxi

Very rare4.3%

You served elderly person with style.

Pimped!

Very rare4.0%

That really does it.

Total idiot & full idiot

Very rare3.9%

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Don't answer that call

Very rare3.7%

Thunder called you and you got killed.

King of Tuning

Very rare3.4%

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!

Feel alive

Very rare3.2%

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Smoking kills

Very rare3.2%

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Jackpot!

Very rare2.7%

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Rusting fast

Very rare2.3%

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Thank you government

Very rare2.3%

Crime is for poor people only.

Can't stop smoking now...

Very rare2.1%

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

10000 km

Very rare1.9%

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Very rare1.9%

Seems like it is over now.

Methanol Man

Very rare1.8%

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Too much power, too little skill

Very rare1.8%

Jerk in daddy's car.

Greased rust

Very rare1.7%

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Darwin Award

Very rare1.4%

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

1000 Strawberries!

Very rare1.3%

Time well spent, huh?

Lottery winner

Very rare1.3%

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Very rare1.3%

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

Catch-A-Fish

Very rare1.1%

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Finnish sisu!

Very rare1.1%

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Flying Finn

Very rare1.1%

Top breed of racing drivers.

My finger slipped

Very rare1.1%

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

Philosophy Master

Very rare1.1%

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

A cure for illness

Very rare1.0%

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Aiming like a pro

Very rare1.0%

Maybe find a woman next time.

First loser

Very rare1.0%

Coming second is just a first loser.

Full stash

Very rare1.0%

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

Gauntlet survivor

Very rare1.0%

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Very rare1.0%

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Kiddy champ

Very rare1.0%

You won in a junior class!

PTSD

Very rare1.0%

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Very rare1.0%

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Sliding Swede

Very rare1.0%

Coming after Flying Finns!

Engine started!

Ultra rare0.9%

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Grill master

Ultra rare0.9%

Serve at least 20 dish.

I am Santa Claus

Ultra rare0.9%

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

Waving for victory

Ultra rare0.9%

They failed to stop Johnny.

You are the wall

Ultra rare0.9%

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Kahen kilon siika!

Ultra rare0.8%

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Reetipokeri Master

Ultra rare0.8%

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Heaven

Ultra rare0.1%

Got drunk enough and found the key.