Eat All The Things

Hello World

Very common93.5%

You've visited the world map for the first time! Welcome to Eat All The Things!

Rocket... To The Moon!

Very common90.5%

BA-BOOM! HOHOHO! Rocket... TO THE MOON! I got in my spaceship, then I went up and then I went... BA-BOOM!

Hey you!

Very common84.9%

You've just met Tablet of TABLET CORP. Friend or foe?

Stocking The Fridge

Very common70.4%

You've unloaded some food in the fridge! These used to be called Tablet Stations....

Tablet Snacks

Common69.3%

You've eaten your first Tablet Snack! They're so addictive! Eat more, become a ball, lawyer up, roll over all the things!

First Pop

Common66.6%

You just popped for the first time! Be careful not to stay underwater too long, or fall into spikes, or worse... get caught!

Cosplay Enthusiast

Common64.1%

Bronut enjoys a bit of dress-up!

You've Got (sugar) Boost Power

Common61.8%

What a rush! Maximum sugar! You're faster than ever!

Taking Out The Trash

Common61.3%

You popped some expired food!

The Good Stuff

Common60.9%

You've eaten your first Favourite Snack!

Brain Freeze

Common60.7%

That was one freezing ice cream... with this immense brainfreeze, you can walk on water and lava!

Super Bronut!

Common60.5%

You ate a Turbo Snack! The unique composition of ingredients has given you the ability to fly!

Hiding!

Common50.9%

You ate a Midnight Snack... somehow, you're temporarily hidden from The Watcher!

Training Wheels Removed

Common46.3%

You're done with the tutorial stages... time to Eat All The Things!

Gummy Worm? Gummy Worm? GUMMY WORM!

Common46.0%

You've been caught! Maybe tactical espionage operations are not your thing...

Green Dill Zone

Uncommon32.3%

You've unlocked Green Dill Zone! Gotta go fast-food!

Caught In The Act

Uncommon29.5%

You were caught stealing snacks! No matter, back to it...

More Tablet Snacks

Uncommon17.1%

You've eaten over 100 Tablet Snacks! Keep going, you're unstoppable!

Sweet Sweet Beach

Rare7.6%

You've unlocked Sweet Sweet Beach! Is that a giant Mr Whippy?

More Good Stuff

Rare5.2%

You've eaten at least 50 Favourite Snacks!

All Your Snacks Are Belong To Us

Very rare4.6%

You've lost count of how many Tablet Snacks you've eaten... all you know is that you want more!

Bubblegum Dystopia

Very rare4.4%

You've unlocked Bubblegum Dystopia! So purple, so shiny...

Bonus Time

Very rare3.3%

You're moving onto the Bonus Stages! These are tricky, be careful...

Pop Star

Very rare3.2%

You've been popped 100 times! Be careful!

Soda Pop Islands

Very rare3.0%

You've unlocked Soda Pop Islands! This was a level designed by one of our Kickstarter supporters!

Eat All The Things

Very rare2.8%

You've eaten all the Favourite Snacks! Another delivery of snacks is needed...

Loves The Spotlight

Very rare2.5%

You just can't resist the spotlight! You've been spotted by The Watcher over 100 times!

Speed Eater - Space Blocks

Very rare2.0%

You beat the developer's best time!