Hyperdrive Massacre

Starting Small

Common64.4%

Played one round of Hyperdrive Massacre. It's something.

Whoops

Common38.6%

Killed yourself 5 times.

No Joy

Common30.1%

Killed yourself 10 times. Try to point your gun the other way.

Hyperplayer

Uncommon26.7%

Played 10 rounds of Hyperdrive Massacre. Getting better by the round!

Suicidial Tendencies

Uncommon19.8%

You managed to perform 25 kills. Great result, if you weren't the target.

Undying

Uncommon15.2%

Won a match without being killed once.

In The Fable, The Tortoise Wins

Uncommon15.1%

Every player keep a ridiculously low speed for the round. In a calm sea, every man is a pilot.

Cross Eyed

Rare14.6%

Played one hour of Hyperdrive Massacre. You can take a break now.

AAAAAaAaaAAAAAH!

Rare14.3%

You managed to kill yourself 50 times. Well, at least you shoot a lot.

Selfless

Rare14.2%

Scored 5 own goals in Soccer. Whoopsie!

Commit 25 suicides

Speed Racer

Rare12.8%

Scored 500 points in Death Race. Go Speed, Go!

Mirror Mirror

Rare11.4%

In your face! Performed 20 kills by deflecting a bullet.

Hypergladiator

Rare9.0%

Play 50 rounds of Hyperdrive Massacre. Getting serious, are we.

Square Eyes

Rare8.9%

Played two hours of Hyperdrive Massacre. That's a good, solid play session.

Futbolista

Rare8.5%

Scored 50 goals in Soccer. And in the correct goal!

Mile High Club

Rare8.4%

Traveled a cumulative 500km. In space. On cadillacs.

Everyone keep a ridiculously low average speed for the round

Catas-Trophy

Rare7.5%

Scored 30 own goals. You do know how soccer works, right?

Ace

Rare6.9%

Scored 50 points in Spong.

Full Throttle

Rare6.6%

Scored 2000 points in Death Race. Pedal to the metal!

Joga Bonito

Rare6.5%

Scored 100 goals in Soccer. Keep training, champ!

My Pals Come 'Round a Lot

Rare5.9%

Alone and with friends, played 100 great rounds of Hyperdrive Massacre.

Play 100 rounds

Slam

Rare5.1%

Scored 100 points in Spong.

Travel a cumulative 3000km

Addicted

Legendary4.9%

Played four hours of Hyperdrive Massacre. Hopefully with frequent breaks.

Realize 1,000,000 points in Deathmatch

Score 8000 points in Death Race

Score 500 points in Pong

Counterstriker

Legendary4.1%

Performed 100 kills by deflecting a bullet. Form is temporary, class is permanent.

We Can't Stop Here

Legendary3.1%

Scored 8000 points in Death Race. This is Bat Country!

The Beautiful Game

Legendary2.5%

Scored 500 goals in Soccer. Nice skills there, you!

Obsessed

Legendary2.2%

Played ten hours of Hyperdrive Massacre. You can now brag about your eye-to-hand coordination.

Super Dynamic Killing Time

Legendary2.2%

Every player keep a ridiculously high average speed for the round. Outrun 'em bullets!

Game Set and Match

Legendary2.0%

Scored 500 points in Spong.

Hyperdrive Marathon

Legendary1.7%

Traveled a cumulative 3000km while fragging eachother in deep space.

Buy New Games Already

Legendary1.2%

Played 500 rounds of Hyperdrive Massacre. You should be really good at it by now!

Deepspace Gung Ho

Legendary0.3%

Scored 1,000,000 points in Deathmatch. Let off some steam!

Fair and Square

Legendary0.1%

Scored 10,000,000 points in Deathmatch. Hasta la vista, baby.

Hyperdrive Massacre

Legendary0.0%

Scored a whoppin' 50,000,000 points in Deathmatch. Just... wow.