Bite the Bullet

Getting ready to get ready

Common50.6%

Complete all the tutorials

Spread 'em

Uncommon35.9%

Get your first shotgun

Wow!

Uncommon30.2%

Unlock your first wow node

Power Salad

Uncommon20.9%

Eat every type of plant

I See, I Eat

Uncommon14.4%

Unlock the I See, I Eat Class

Class Warrior

Uncommon14.0%

Get 20 nodes in the same branch of the skill tree

Metabolize this

Uncommon13.2%

Consume 10,000 calories

Well, I feel better

Uncommon12.6%

Vomit 10 times

Derpface Avian

Rare9.6%

Beat the Gigavulture

Trust your Gut Gun

Rare9.3%

Craft you first gun

High Voltage

Rare7.6%

Eat 20 lightning geckos

Gorivore

Rare7.5%

Unlock the Gorivore Class

Big Bite

Rare6.9%

Kill 4 enemies with one round

Always Cool

Rare6.6%

Get your first flamethrower

Slaughterer of the Soil

Rare5.8%

Unlock the Slaughterer of the Soil Class

Boing!

Rare5.7%

Get your first critter cannon

Fast St Joe

Rare5.6%

Dash 10 times in a row

That's a lot of shakes

Rare5.6%

Consume 10,000 protein

You merely adopted the hunger...

Rare5.0%

Beat the Flesh Golem

Epic Level

Very rare4.5%

Reach Level 20

Order of Cleanliness

Very rare4.1%

Talk to 3 different janitors

Yeah, but was it saturated?

Very rare4.0%

Consume 10,000 fat

Rat-a-tat-tat

Very rare3.9%

Shot 10,000 Rounds

Are you happy now, Nick?

Very rare3.8%

Use a trampoline critter, then double jump, then air dash

Meat-Seeking

Very rare3.8%

Get your frist missile launcher

Out-konned

Very rare3.8%

Complete the minotaur quest

It uses magnets, or something?

Very rare3.5%

Get your first rail gun

Tremorous!

Very rare3.4%

Beat the Snatchoid

AIT it all

Very rare3.3%

Eat every type of robot

Tastes Ballistic

Very rare3.3%

Eat 10 projectiles with the Appetite for Destruction ability

Smorgasborg

Very rare3.2%

Unlock the Smorgasborg Class

We said "one with the tree" not "be a tree"

Very rare3.1%

Stay invisible for 20 seconds

Defrost

Very rare2.9%

Use a fire effect on a medbot

Dat chin tho

Very rare2.6%

Beat the BC3K

Apex Predator

Very rare2.5%

Eat every type of enemy

Hope they're not empty...

Very rare2.4%

Consume 100,000 calories

Masterminded

Very rare2.3%

Beat the Mastermind

Shot the snot

Very rare2.1%

Beat the SAMNG

Thorns

Very rare2.1%

Deal 100 damage with the thorns ability

Xenorrific!

Very rare2.0%

Beat the Trinomorph

Beholder 2.0

Very rare1.9%

Beat the Eyeful

Locked and Loaded!

Very rare1.9%

Fully upgrade every gun

That's a Shrap

Very rare1.8%

Kill ten enemies with body shrapnel

Get the Sawdust

Very rare1.6%

Kill 10 enemies with vomit effects

Dapper Chapper

Very rare1.5%

Complete the Bucephalus quest

Big-boned

Very rare1.4%

Consume 100,000 fat

Hercules

Very rare1.4%

Consume 100,000 protein

Fashion Plate

Very rare1.3%

Wear 4 different bandanas

Just because you can't see it doesn't mean you can't eat it

Very rare1.3%

Eat 30 camo ghouls

Time Warp

Very rare1.3%

Slow down 100 projectiles with the Expanded Consciousness ability

Impenetrable

Very rare1.1%

Block 500 rounds with the shield

The Mushroom Artist

Very rare1.1%

Defeat 10 enemies with fungus bombs