Fist Puncher

Wharf

Common53.4%

Defeat the Wharf level. What's up with that dude wearing shades at night?

Playmore Park

Uncommon32.2%

Defeat the Playmore Park level. There are kids out there that want to play on the slide!

Dr. Karate

Uncommon30.7%

Complete any level with Dr. Karate.

Anarchy Way

Uncommon30.5%

Defeat the Anarchy Way level. Extra points for curb stomping anarchists.

King Street

Uncommon29.5%

Defeat the King Street level. You're a real tough guy.

Corpse Thrower

Uncommon27.6%

Defeat 1 enemy by throwing the helpless, flailing body of a second enemy at him.

Miss Canada

Uncommon25.4%

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Canada.

Miss China

Uncommon22.6%

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher China.

Stabby Rascal Crimelord

Uncommon20.6%

Defeat Stabby Rascal and his gang of toughs.

Sobtanian Crimelord

Uncommon19.8%

Defeat Sobtanian, the beats-loving electro-punk.

Nude Beach

Uncommon19.4%

Defeat the Nude Beach level. We're sorry for putting you through that.

Subway Gas Attack

Uncommon18.3%

Defeat the Subway Gas Attack level. Cultists. Can't trust 'em.

Orchards

Uncommon17.6%

Defeat the Orchards level. And, no, there is not a hidden, apple-picking mini-game.

Miss France

Uncommon17.2%

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher France.

Picnic Time

Uncommon16.6%

Collect the following items: 3 Spunk Sodas, 2 Watermelons, 2 Hotdogs, 2 Hamburgers

Fruit Kicker

Uncommon16.2%

Collect the following items: 100 Pieces of Fruit

Grizzly Yves Crimelord

Uncommon15.9%

Defeat the devilish Grizzly Yves and his seafaring followers.

Steroid Jackson

Uncommon15.8%

Complete any level with Steroid Jackson.

Miss Brazil

Uncommon15.6%

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Brazil.

Fuel Efficient Smack Down

Uncommon15.2%

Show that all those hours at the gym paid off. Defeat 1 enemy by hoisting a smart car over your head and throwing it at him.

Cheese Head

Uncommon15.1%

Collect the following items: 5 Pieces of Cheese

Dr. Karate Foot Power

Uncommon15.0%

Defeat 25 enemies using Dr. Karate's Flash Kick.

Cultist Crusher

Uncommon14.8%

It's Waco, Texas all over gain. Defeat 200 enemy cultists to get this achievement.

Brother Antlers Crimelord

Uncommon14.1%

Defeat Brother Antlers, the psychotic cult ruler.

Vegetarian Chef

Uncommon14.0%

Collect the following items: 2 Tomatoes, 2 Eggplants, 2 Ears of Corn, 2 Carrots, 2 Green Peppers

6th Street Blockade

Uncommon13.8%

Defeat the 6th Street Blockade level. Good-for-nothing riot cops.

The Beekeeper

Uncommon13.8%

Complete any level with the Beekeeper.

Battle Royal

Uncommon13.3%

Defeat the Battle Royal level. You're a regular Bob Backlund.

Nurse King-Fu Crimelord

Uncommon13.2%

Defeat Nurse Kung-Fu, the wicked hospital taskmaster.

Grave Digger

Uncommon12.8%

Defeat an enemy on the Cemetery Level with a shovel.

Hella Fistgerald

Uncommon12.3%

Complete any level with Hella Fistgerald.

Take Out The Trash

Uncommon11.8%

Defeat 5 Enemies by throwing trash at them. If this game had money, you'd also get a citation for throwing garbage all over the streets of our fair city.

Bill's Storage

Uncommon11.4%

Defeat the Bill's Storage level. We wanted to bid on locker #5. Too late now.

Miss Japan

Uncommon11.1%

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Japan.

Warehouse

Uncommon10.8%

Defeat the Warehouse level. Don't get distracted by men in suspenders.

Dry Viaduct

Uncommon10.7%

Defeat the Dry Viaduct level. This city could use some gentrification.

Miss USA

Uncommon10.5%

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher USA.

So Thirsty

Uncommon10.5%

Collect the following items: 10 Spunk Colas, 5 Sporty Spunk Drinks

Miss Russia

Rare9.8%

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Russia.

The Beekeeper Mega Swarm

Rare9.7%

Defeat 25 enemies using the Beekeeper's bees.

Subway Pass

Rare9.4%

Defeat all 5 subway levels. How green of you to take mass transit.

Miss UK

Rare9.3%

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher UK.

Dracogen Lab

Rare8.9%

Defeat the Dracogen Lab level. No stopping for science experiments.

Salsa Party

Rare8.3%

Collect the following items: 3 Tomatoes, 5 Chilli Peppers, 1 Garlic Clove

Stripper Town

Rare8.3%

Defeat the Stripper Town level. We won't ask any questions.

Junk Food Glutton

Rare8.1%

Collect the following items: 1 Spunk Cola, 1 Cupcake, 1 Muffin, 1 Cheesecake, 1 Icecream Sandwich

Lock 'n' Load

Rare8.1%

Confiscate 20 firearms from enemies.

Hijackers Beware

Rare7.9%

Defeat all of the hijacked delivery truck levels. And capitalism is restored!

Miss Mexico

Rare7.9%

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Mexico.

Big Hans Crimelord

Rare7.5%

Defeat Big Hans and his band of ruffians.

Side Scroller

Rare7.4%

Defeat all of the sidescrolling chase levels. Maybe you should try some Canabalt.

Roger Crimelord

Rare7.4%

Defeat Roger atop his tower of doom.

O'Grady

Rare7.3%

Complete any level with O'Grady.

Helicopters

Rare7.1%

Defeat the Helicopters level. Pat youself on the back. You're fighting entire armies now.

General Kony Crimelord

Rare6.7%

Defeat General Kony and his army of vile thugs.

Jump Kicker

Rare6.5%

Real men use their fists, but we give credit where credit is due. Defeat 50 enemies using the jump kick attack.

Dr. Karate Kick Master

Rare6.5%

Defeat 25 enemies using Dr. Karate's Crane Kick.

Preston Endicott

Rare6.4%

Complete any level with Preston Endicott.

High Fructose

Rare6.2%

Defeat 1 enemy by throwing a soda machine at him. And remember to take a break from Fist Puncher and drink a refreshing Mint Spunk Cola.

Kid Justice

Rare5.9%

Complete any level with Kid Justice.

Foreign Object

Rare5.7%

Defeat 50 Enemies using bats, mauls, or shovels. No reason to fight fair in Fist Puncher.

Prison Warden

Rare5.5%

Solve the country's prison crowding woes. Defeat 100 enemy prisoners.

Hella Derby Smash

Rare5.2%

Defeat 25 enemies using Hella Fistgerald's Slide Sweep Attack.

Bad Trip

Very rare4.8%

Collect the following items: 25 Mushrooms

Hella Heart Breaker

Very rare4.6%

Convert 25 enemies using Hella Fistgerald's Flirtatious Kiss Attack.

De Capitan

Very rare4.6%

Complete any level with De Capitan.

Fan Favorites

Very rare4.5%

Defeat any level using Dr. Karate and the Beekeeper.

Steroid Jackson Andro Stomp

Very rare4.1%

Defeat 25 enemies using Steroid Jackson's Stomp.

Karate Hell

Very rare3.9%

Defeat any level using Dr. Karate and Hella Fistgerald.

The Beekeeper Fatal Sting

Very rare3.8%

Defeat 25 enemies using the Beekeeper's Tornado Kick.

Steroid Jackson Back Breaker

Very rare3.7%

Defeat 25 enemies using Steroid Jackson's Backbreaker.

O'Grady Boot + Face

Very rare3.7%

Defeat 25 enemies using O'Grady's Riot Kick Attack.

Ash Vickers

Very rare3.7%

Defeat any level using Ash Vickers.

Lady Chop Chop

Very rare3.7%

Defeat Lady Chop Chop and her deadly steel blade, AND then complete any level with Lady Chop Chop.

O'Grady Stun Gun Happy

Very rare3.6%

Defeat 25 enemies using O'Grady's Stun Gun Attack.

Steven Dengler

Very rare3.5%

Defeat any level using Steven Dengler.

Preston Endicott Tornado Kick

Very rare3.3%

Defeat 25 enemies using Preston Endicott's Tornado Kick.

DerbyBall All-Stars

Very rare3.2%

Defeat any level using Hella Fistgerald and Steroid Jackson.

Zombie Survival Kit

Very rare3.2%

Collect the following items: 2 First Aid Kits, 3 D Batteries, 2 Walkie Talkies, 1 Flashlight, 1 Duct Tape, 1 Pocket Knife

Dogsworth McFreedom

Very rare3.1%

You threw a dog and killed someone. We're calling Animal Protection.

Kid Justice Bully Beatdown

Very rare3.1%

Defeat 25 enemies using Kid Justice's Flash Dive Attack.

The Milkman Crimelord

Very rare3.0%

Defeat the murdering, mustachioed Milkman, AND then complete any level with Milkman.

De Capitan Masked Avenger

Very rare3.0%

Defeat 25 enemies using De Capitan's Superman Punch Attack.

Kid Justice Schoolyard Smash

Very rare3.0%

Defeat 25 enemies using Kid Justice's Eye Gouge Attack.

Zotmeister

Very rare2.9%

Defeat any level using Zotmeister.

De Capitan Low Blow

Very rare2.8%

Defeat 25 enemies using De Capitan's Leg Sweep Attack.

Quentin Le Loup

Very rare2.6%

Defeat any level using Quentin Le Loup.

Hapless Romantic

Very rare2.6%

Collect the following items: 2 Perfumes, 2 Bottles of Wine, 2 Rings, 1 Red Rose

One Percenters

Very rare2.5%

Defeat any level using Preston Endicott and Dr. Karate.

Preston Endicott Classy Headbutt

Very rare2.5%

Defeat 25 enemies using Preston Endicott's Headbutt Attack.

Above The Law

Very rare2.4%

Defeat any level using Kid Justice and O'Grady.

Kid Keeper

Very rare2.4%

Defeat any level using Kid Justice and the Beekeeper.

Hoarder

Very rare2.3%

Collect 100 unique items.

Coffee Shop Hipster

Very rare2.3%

Collect the following items: 1 Spunk Coffee, 5 Books, 1 Pair of Glasses

Video Grappler

Very rare2.3%

Defeat 100 enemy luchadores, and prove to the world that you're no jobroni.

Upstairs Downstairs

Very rare2.3%

Defeat any level using Preston Endicott and O'Grady.

Chairman Kodoshin

Very rare2.2%

Defeat any level using Chairman Kodoshin.

Bash Brothers

Very rare2.2%

Defeat any level using Steroid Jackson and De Capitan.

Street Enforcers

Very rare2.2%

Defeat any level using O'Grady and De Capitan.