🧠 OUT OF THE BOX

Papers please

Very common76.1%

You've carded 100 customers. Maybe you belong in Arstotzka.

Just beat it

Very common72.1%

You've let 100 potential customers leave the line... And this is your reward!

Plata o plomo

Common65.7%

You've taken 20 bribes. Have you ever considered a career in politics?

Riot

Common49.5%

There have been 20 brawls in your line. You better start showing who's boss.

Good job

Common42.9%

You've made yourself several max capacity bonuses. Seems like the job suits you.

Teenage

Common40.7%

Did you really have to listen to that monster?

Bachelor party

Common40.4%

Once every blue moon can't be that bad, but don't get used to letting minors in.

Drunk friend

Uncommon39.9%

You let 20 drunk customers in. Do you really know what you're doing?

Honest

Uncommon24.1%

Thanks for being honest. No one deserves to go to jail for something they didn't do.

Hospital or Graveyard

Uncommon22.4%

Congrats. You beat the shit out of 20 people. How does that feel?

Betrayer

Uncommon21.3%

Wait a minute... Did Vinnie tell you to give that letter to your parole officer?

Save Liz

Uncommon21.3%

Liz is still alive thanks to you. Now... Go and get her!

Tough guy

Uncommon21.2%

You've kicked out 100 assholes... And counting.

Thief

Uncommon21.1%

You helped Howard, for old time's sake. Don't get used to it.

Good ending

Uncommon16.4%

Good work always pays off. Have fun!

Massive party

Uncommon14.2%

You've managed to let 500 people in the club. Keep up the good work!

Ghandi

Uncommon13.2%

You managed to calm down 20 customers, but don't let that get to your head.

Bastard

Uncommon11.6%

You accused an innocent man. I suppose you're proud...

Cocky

Rare8.7%

You've had to deal with 20 cocky customers. They just never learn...

Trump

Rare8.3%

Negotiating is not your strong suit. People have told you to eat shit 20 times.

Kill the mole

Rare8.1%

You took the "chat" a bit too far with the snitch.

Bad ending

Rare7.5%

I'm afraid you couldn't have done it any worse...

Confess

Very rare4.5%

You managed to make the snitch confess... But is that what you wanted?

Gabe Newell

Very rare4.2%

You've earned over 10,000 dollars so far. We hope you're managing your revenue wisely.

Medium ending

Very rare3.2%

Well... At least you tried.

Medium bloody ending

Very rare2.3%

Is this what you really wanted? Keep trying.

Weak

Ultra rare0.7%

I thought you were a tough guy... But you've gotten your ass kicked 10 times.

Negotiator

Ultra rare0.6%

You tried to reason with 100 customers. Do you believe in flower power?