Bright Lord

The Bigger Man

Very common88.4%

You stepped up and took the blame for the forest trip.

Home Therapy

Very common88.0%

First session is always free.

Enough is Enough

Very common86.4%

Chloe's attitude is due for an adjustment.

Assistant Branch Manager

Very common81.6%

As organized as a trail mix bag.

Cellar Support

Very common80.6%

It's always darkest before you turn on the light.

A Royal Minx

Very common80.2%

If you want a queen... fuck her.

Love Comes First

Very common79.4%

You cannot be mad at someone this hot.

Resistance Is Futile

Very common78.4%

Your mind is now under new management.

Bratty Behavior

Very common77.6%

You either fuck or you're getting fucked.

Good Reception

Very common76.2%

You spared Emily's first-day embarrassment.

Alliances Ain't Easy

Very common74.9%

You tried talking it through with Chloe...

The B-Word

Very common74.0%

Cause bitches like to be called beautiful.

Honesty Is Best Policy

Very common72.2%

Maybe I was the bad guy this whole time.

The Best Bad Dream

Very common72.1%

You cannot run from something that knows no limits.

Good Girl Bad Words

Very common71.1%

Emily's sailor mouth must be stopped!

Unexpected Ally

Very common71.1%

Against your better judgment, you helped Chloe during the argument.

Veni, Vidi, Vici

Common69.5%

Fighting or fucking usually involves being naked.

Impatience Runs Thin

Common67.0%

Your problems are more important than shitty soap operas.

Aggressive Feelings

Common65.8%

Good. Very good...

Finger-Lickin' Good

Common65.7%

No, seriously, why would you have an open plan bedroom...?!

She's Still The Boss

Common65.7%

It's not Mommy Issues if you can't find a downside.

Freaky Forest

Common61.8%

Luckily, bottled baby oil doesn't exist in nature.

Blind Love

Common60.8%

It's not cheating if he's dead, right...?

Midnight Desire

Common60.4%

At night, nobody can hear you moan...

All Hands On Dick

Common60.0%

Free is always a fair price.

Friend, Not Foe

Common58.4%

Chloe, I came to bargain...

Good Looks Suit You

Common53.9%

Sometimes, you have to dress to impress.

Business Is Business

Common52.9%

As long as the shareholders are happy.

Morale Booster

Common51.3%

Can I offer you some false hope in those trying times?

Baby's First Hit

Common50.5%

... You guys accept debit, right?

Front Office Backdoor

Common50.2%

She's busy now. Please cum back later.

Love Is Dark

Common50.1%

Why are all the bad demon dreams in complete darkness...?

Keeping The Company

Common49.8%

Let's exchange body heat…for science!

Senior Mediator

Common48.2%

She's the true boss of this place.

Merciful God

Common46.5%

Investments make for a passive income. Hopefully...

Too Ugly To Beat Up

Common45.5%

Simps are multiplying, be careful out there.

Three's A Crowd

Common45.4%

Now you can disappoint more than one woman at the same time.

Foe Vs. Hoe

Common45.1%

Intelligence wanted to catch you, but you were always too fast.

Reverse Vibe Check

Common44.3%

To be fair, you're the most vulnerable in bed.

I'm Not A Morning Person

Common42.4%

... Butt I can make exceptions.

Say Ahh!

Common41.3%

Did you know that vocal cords can be as long as sixteen millimeters?

Merciless God

Uncommon39.1%

It's not a murder if it's imaginary.

Expert Mediator

Uncommon38.6%

Ground rules apply to everyone, regardless of age.

The War Room

Uncommon37.5%

Don't be a dick and discuss it like a man.

No Mercy On The Menu

Uncommon37.0%

Two can monologue in the car, Chloe!

Pre-emptive Love Strike

Uncommon36.4%

Nice words cost you nothing.

I Should've Brought Popcorn

Uncommon35.5%

... And a pool full of jello.

Man Of Action

Uncommon35.4%

Performing an exorcism with your dick takes balls.

The Voice Of Reason

Uncommon35.0%

Maintaining a balance is a balancing act.

Keep Your Lovers Close

Uncommon34.7%

Being a good boy has its perks.

The Mediator

Uncommon34.2%

Chloe isn't a bitch. It's just a phase...

Power Struggle

Uncommon32.2%

A power vacuum always finds a way.

The Unwanted Protector

Uncommon31.7%

Fighting god-like demons is more fun anyway.

Incoming!

Uncommon31.6%

DHT, a testosterone metabolite, is responsible for voice changes during puberty.

'Ight I'm Out

Uncommon31.0%

Some battles simply aren't worth your time.

Diplomacy Was Never An Option

Uncommon29.7%

The game was rigged from the start... or something.

To Remember A Girl's Birthday...

Uncommon28.8%

... You only need to forget it once.

It's Dangerous Out There

Uncommon26.9%

It's not you, it's my ancient pet demon, honey.

Ask And Ye Shall Receive

Uncommon26.1%

I Bless Thee With The Mini Me.

Friends And Foes

Uncommon26.1%

She's too hot to be mad at, dude.

Poppin' Bottles

Uncommon25.9%

Can demons get drunk? Asking for a foe.

You Got It Wrong. I Am The Danger...

Uncommon25.9%

No sugar, please.

Protect And Swear

Uncommon25.8%

We're a team, after all.

Lessons In Growing Up

Uncommon25.3%

Chloe needs to learn the dangers of the modeling world.

Patience Is A Virtue

Uncommon25.1%

... Shame it won't pay the bills.

Consulting the Elders

Uncommon24.9%

Information is the key to everything in life.

Tough Love

Uncommon24.1%

Understanding is a choice. It's a shame to have none.

To Listen Is To Care

Uncommon23.4%

Too bad I don't really care.

Love Is…

Uncommon20.7%

Bruh.

Murder Mittens

Uncommon20.6%

The curtain's falling in slow motion...

Loving Touch

Uncommon18.8%

Unite with Emily like you should've done ages ago.

Nature's Frosting

Uncommon18.8%

Is that why you call your loved one a cupcake?

Love Is Honesty

Uncommon18.3%

We're not a murderer, after all.

Lessons In Tough Love

Uncommon17.9%

Just how persuasive your force can be...

Love Always Comes

Uncommon17.6%

Butts are heart-shaped for a reason.

Mutual Exchange

Uncommon16.5%

Bodily fluids are surprisingly easy to cum by.

I'm Fine, Really.

Uncommon16.4%

Reassurance is reassuring.

Pest Under Control

Uncommon16.1%

Put your thrust in me.

Step Aside, Please

Uncommon16.1%

You and your time will come.

Love Is Bright

Uncommon15.8%

It ain't much, but it's honest love.

What's The Plan?

Uncommon14.4%

I'll take any ideas – good or worse.

Liza? Hey ya.

Uncommon14.3%

Bad boys have good moments, too.

The Lion, The Witch

Uncommon13.6%

And the audacity of this bitch.

Did I stutter?

Uncommon13.5%

Negotiations usually require two approvals. Usually...

Excuse Me?

Uncommon13.5%

I beg of you, grow up.

Get To The Point

Uncommon13.3%

No, I do not need extended mortality on my demon, thank you.

It's Okay, I Guess

Uncommon11.7%

Have you seen the other girls? Yeah, exactly.

Patron Of Saint

Uncommon11.6%

Even mortals can make mistakes.

Neverending Storeh

Uncommon11.0%

Soap operas have surprisingly little soap in them.

Protect And Swerve

Uncommon11.0%

Some taboo topics shall remain taboo.

Matriarchal Court

Rare9.9%

You can't be judged when you're the executioner.

Thicker Than A Bowl Of Oatmeal

Rare8.4%

Stooping low blows.

The Two Flavors

Rare8.0%

The sweet and spicy mix.

Do As I Say, Not As I Do

Rare7.5%

I need it yesterday, honey.

Pest Control

Rare7.5%

Live by the sword, die by the demon.

Liza? Miss ya.

Rare5.3%

Active ghosting is called camouflage.

Time For A Change

Rare5.0%

Brainrot was not a thing back then.

I'm Fine. Yes, Really.

Very rare4.6%

Get your sweet ass off my ass, thank you.

Please Skip

Very rare4.6%

I *really* don't have time for this.