POSTAL 4: No Regerts

Look ma, I'm a HOBO!

Common49.3%

Construct your homeless beggar sign.

And remember, respect is everything!

Uncommon13.9%

Reach maximum Heat level with the fuzz and survive.

Don't forget to wash your hands!

Uncommon10.5%

Flush after taking a piss in a toilet.

One Side, Gramps

Rare8.1%

Run over 50 people with the Mobility Scooter.

Breezy, not sleezy

Rare7.3%

Get all 10 petition signatures while wearing the drag outfit.

Holocaust: Part Trois

Rare5.1%

Reunite with an old enemy, again.

We still ain't got no budget!

Very rare4.7%

Kill 100 pigeons from thrown cages.

I Wanna Dance With Somebody

Very rare4.1%

Discover the secret crack den.

Can we fix it? No we can't!

Very rare3.0%

Hit all barrels with emigrants during the Border Smuggler errand.

Lynched

Very rare2.7%

Kill all of the Mountain Men while searching for Champ.

PISSASSO

Very rare2.6%

Turn 10 toilets yellow with piss.

Dude Vinci Code

Very rare1.9%

Collect all of the Royale Collection paintings.

Highscore, what does that mean?

Very rare1.9%

Beat all high scores in the Scooter Challenge.

Mean Kitty

Very rare1.9%

As Cat Dude, kill 10 chicks.

Yippee Ki-Yay

Very rare1.6%

Kill 7 people at the same time using the Revolver's Dude Eye.

4 can play that game!

Very rare1.3%

Kill 4 fast food Banditos during the Mexi-Cleaner errand with the Fournicator.

Lame of Thrones

Very rare1.2%

Install all bidets in the Wipe Compound without killing anyone.

No Way Trailer Home

Very rare1.2%

Finish the same errand with all 4 Dude voices.

Roadhouse

Very rare1.2%

Complete the game by only using kicks to kill people.

Scooter Tutor

Very rare1.2%

Beat the Fix Race errand by crossing the finish line with a fully bloodied Scooter.

Passion of the Christ 2: Crucify This

Ultra rare0.8%

Complete the game with no kills.

One of Uwe's Best

Ultra rare0.7%

Finish all Rampages (aka Going POSTAL challenges).

Still playing with dolls!

Ultra rare0.7%

Collect all Krotchy, Kunny, and Larry collectibles.