Cute Things Dying Violently

Rescue Rager

Uncommon27.4%

Get your first Critter into the Elevator.

Bada Bing Bada Boom

Uncommon16.9%

Beat the Timebomb Hate Bot.

Paint The Town Red

Uncommon13.9%

Get blood on every solid object in a level.

Failed At Life, Okay At Death

Rare8.3%

Reach 30 lifetime level restarts.

A Cut Above

Rare8.3%

Beat the Buzzsaw Hate Bot.

Die Centennial

Rare6.7%

Get 100 lifetime Critter kills.

Adequately Lubricated

Rare5.7%

Dunk your first Critter in oil, and have fun doing it!

Self-Inflicted Wounds

Rare5.2%

Beat the Drill Hate Bot.

Conflagration Sensation

Very rare4.8%

Get 40 fires going simultaneously.

Insta-Skill

Very rare4.5%

Have every Critter (at least two) in the level die within a one second timespan.

Decline Intervention

Very rare3.9%

Get 250 lifetime Critter kills.

We Don't Need No Water...

Very rare3.7%

Beat the Flamethrower Hate Bot.

Viva Variety

Very rare3.5%

Kill Critters by all available methods: falling, spikes, buzzsaws, explosions, fire, and electricity.

I Am Shocked, Shocked

Very rare3.0%

Beat the Zapper Hate Bot.

Training Wheels Off

Very rare3.0%

Get a perfect score on every level in Stage 1.

Medium Well

Very rare2.9%

Save a Critter that has been char-broiled red.

I Want My Money Back

Very rare2.7%

Beat the game.

500 Slays of Bummer

Very rare2.5%

Get 500 lifetime Critter kills.

Low Flyer

Very rare2.5%

Beat Hang Time without the Critter leaving the screen.

Everyone Hates This One

Very rare2.3%

Save all Critters in Gone With The Wind in 45 seconds.

Lickety Split

Very rare2.2%

Get a perfect score on Split Second.

Ingenuity

Very rare1.9%

Find two different ways to set off the Oil Drum in Despair Mail.

Save more than three Critters in Six Enter - Three Leave.

Obsessive Compassion Disorder

Very rare1.8%

Get a perfect score on every level in the game.