POSTAL
Achievement guide · roadmap · tracker
Welcome to Paradise… Arizona. They’re out to get you. Or are they? It doesn’t matter. You don’t have time to think, only time to kill. Blast, maim and fire-bomb your way through 17 unsuspecting locales, from a small town to a heavily guarded military complex. Don’t get too crazy – this killing spree is anything but senseless. Out here, strategy is key and the locals are packin’ - so take advantage of the third-person "premeditated" perspective that lets you see exactly who's cold and who's still able to pull a trigger.
And so it begins...
UncommonMake your first kill.
Took a banger in the mouth
UncommonTake a rocket to the face.
I'm afraid I just blue myself!
RareCommit suicide.
Forrest Gump
RareRun for 5 minutes.
Patrick Bateman
RareMake 100 kills.
How Kevorkian!
RarePerform your first execution.
Bad touch!
RareTouch someone while burning.
Oh, you press F1!
RareStart the second level.
The Hell's Fargo Wagon
LegendaryFirebomb the band.
Dirty knees
LegendaryDuck under a rocket.
From my cold, dead hands
LegendaryComplete a level with less than 10 health.
NOPE! Chuck Testa.
LegendaryFight an ostrich.
Dexter
LegendaryMake 1000 kills.
Ballmer Baller
LegendaryPlay the Mac or Linux version of the game.
Half-mast hard-on
LegendaryComplete level 10.
You want our autograph too?
LegendaryWatch all the credits.
Sissy
LegendaryEnable cheats.
Get a girlfriend
LegendaryComplete the game.
Never nude-ist
LegendaryKill a naked person.
Army of One
LegendaryUse every weapon in the game.
Z for Zachariah
LegendaryComplete the game having killed everything.
Holes is holes
LegendaryTake 10,000 hits.
I swear, the AR is for hunting!
LegendaryComplete the game using only the M16.
Boondock Saint
LegendaryComplete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die
Bulletstorm
LegendaryFire 1,000,000 bullets.
Mickey and Mallory
LegendaryMake 10000 kills.
Peter North would be proud
LegendaryHit 100,000 targets.
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