POSTAL
Achievement guide · roadmap · tracker
And so it begins...
UncommonMake your first kill.
Army of One
LegendaryUse every weapon in the game.
Bad touch!
RareTouch someone while burning.
Ballmer Baller
LegendaryPlay the Mac or Linux version of the game.
Boondock Saint
LegendaryComplete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die
Bulletstorm
LegendaryFire 1,000,000 bullets.
Dexter
LegendaryMake 1000 kills.
Dirty knees
LegendaryDuck under a rocket.
Forrest Gump
RareRun for 5 minutes.
From my cold, dead hands
LegendaryComplete a level with less than 10 health.
Get a girlfriend
LegendaryComplete the game.
Half-mast hard-on
LegendaryComplete level 10.
Holes is holes
LegendaryTake 10,000 hits.
How Kevorkian!
RarePerform your first execution.
I'm afraid I just blue myself!
RareCommit suicide.
I swear, the AR is for hunting!
LegendaryComplete the game using only the M16.
Mickey and Mallory
LegendaryMake 10000 kills.
Never nude-ist
LegendaryKill a naked person.
NOPE! Chuck Testa.
LegendaryFight an ostrich.
Oh, you press F1!
RareStart the second level.
Patrick Bateman
RareMake 100 kills.
Peter North would be proud
LegendaryHit 100,000 targets.
Sissy
LegendaryEnable cheats.
The Hell's Fargo Wagon
LegendaryFirebomb the band.
Took a banger in the mouth
UncommonTake a rocket to the face.
You want our autograph too?
LegendaryWatch all the credits.
Z for Zachariah
LegendaryComplete the game having killed everything.
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