The Ditty of Carmeana
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A medieval action/adventure video game that is NOT a legend. In this third-person action adventure, Kai will travel all over the ostensibly medieval kingdom of Bowtudgel (rhymes with "cow cudgel") in his quest to Rescue the Princess. Along the way, he will solve puzzles, make money, conquer a set dungeons that are one-to-one with the Kingdom's major biomes, help people (sort of), kill enemies (sort of), buy hats, and find future DLC sidequests that you know very well the game developers will never get around to making. Along the way, he'll discover that there might be something even bigger at stake than a missing princess....
Be a Better Farmer
Very common77.3%Complete all the challenging exercises in the Borrington Gymnasium
Made it out of Town
Common69.4%Escape from your boring home town to go on a quest to Rescue the Princess™
Flight of the Fairy
Common48.5%Fly around and explore a scene with Tabitha
Darwin Award
Common46.2%Jump into water and drown, despite the game helpfully preventing you from running into water
Edge of the Universe
Common42.1%Fall off the edge of a scene
Easiest Boss Fight Ever
Uncommon31.4%Accept the surrender of Baron Ran
Easy as One-Two-Three
Uncommon29.0%Pass the (Ac)counting final exam at the University of Chingaim
Polypiling
Uncommon27.0%Use the Wand of Polymorph to polymorph all of your artifacts
Alchemy
Uncommon24.2%
Dragonslayer
Uncommon19.5%Defeat Gozamata
You Schmuck
Uncommon19.4%
Olympic Glory
Uncommon16.7%Vault over a stone wall
Marksmanship
Uncommon15.8%Get a zero score on the shooting gallery game
Strike the Striker
Uncommon15.7%Try to strike the final boss while he's striking against you. Just try.
Lack Of Imagination
Uncommon14.0%
History Buff
Uncommon12.4%Pass the Bowtudgel History final exam at the University of Chingaim
Earworm Treatment
Uncommon10.8%
Zeno's Paradox
Uncommon10.6%Use the power of calculus to help Achilles overtake a turtle on the road
Sheep Rustler
Rare9.9%
Sequence Breaking 104
Rare6.7%
Pottery with the Emir
Rare6.6%Talk to the Emir of Neroka while carrying a pot
Bonus Level
Rare6.5%Reach a secret bonus level after the "end" of the game
Not Good with Money
Rare6.2%Have your credit card suspended by the Bank of Bowtudgel
I'm Rich
Rare6.1%Fill your purse with a hundred thousand miles
Ratslayer
Rare5.9%
Boffin Cred
Rare5.7%
Sequence Breaking 102
Rare5.4%
Evolutionary Dead End
Very rare3.8%Copy a gene in DNA Replicator mini-game without any mutations
Sequence Breaking 103
Very rare3.6%
Pottery with Gary
Very rare3.5%Talk to Gary while carrying a pot
Pottery on the Overlook
Very rare3.4%Do the cut scene at the Scenic Overlook while carrying a pot
Antiquing
Very rare2.8%Collect eight pieces of Rowena & Co. antique furniture for Andria
Pottery with Margaret
Very rare2.8%Talk to Margaret while carrying a pot
Dragonshooter
Very rare2.1%Defeat Gozamata using a crossbow
Sequence Breaking 101
Very rare1.7%
Glitching
Very rare1.6%
Rite of Passage
Very rare1.6%
Rocket Science
Very rare1.1%Pass the Aerospace Engineering final exam at the University of Chingaim
Passed History For Real
Ultra rare0.5%Visit all locations with info on Bowtudgel history, then pass test without correction
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