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Guilty as Sock!

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Enter a chaotic courtroom where socks play lawyers, prosecutors, and judges! Use absurd evidence, craft wild arguments, and deliver verdicts in this hilarious online party game. Improvise, strategize, and shout "Objection!"—because in Guilty as Sock!, chaos always wins!

Simulator Indie Card & Board Game Comedy Sandbox
2025 ★ 71 31 achievements
31 achievements
Forced Silence

Forced Silence

58.2%

Get knocked out by the judge 20 times. At this point, you’re more of a punching bag than a lawyer.

Why are we even here?

Why are we even here?

22.2%
Sharp Justice

Sharp Justice

6.1%
Deadly Bluff

Deadly Bluff

5.9%

As a prosecutor, win a "Guilty" verdict without presenting any evidence. Congratulations, you’ve turned nothing into a conviction.

Objection: TL;DR

Objection: TL;DR

5.8%
Master of Nothing

Master of Nothing

5.2%

As a defense attorney, win a "Not Guilty" verdict without presenting any evidence. You’ve shown that words alone can bury reality.

Blind Justice

Blind Justice

4.8%

As a judge, reject all evidence on the evidence board. You’ve decided to see nothing, and that’s your right.

Crumbled Plea

Crumbled Plea

4.7%

Throw 250 paper balls. Every ball has a story to tell.

Silence is Golden, Farts are Platinum

Silence is Golden, Farts are Platinum

2.9%
Shocked, Shocking, Over-Shocked

Shocked, Shocking, Over-Shocked

1.8%

Use the 'Shocked' emote 250 times. Every minute in this courtroom leaves you more traumatized.

Jurors Dismissed

Jurors Dismissed

1.7%
In Deep 'Reflection'

In Deep 'Reflection'

1.6%

Use the 'Sleep' emote 250 times. You've officially become a piece of courtroom furniture.

Final Fist

Final Fist

1.3%

Use the 'Fist Slam' emote 250 times. A trial? No, it’s a boxing ring.

Judgment Day on Repeat

Judgment Day on Repeat

1.1%

As a judge, deliver 10 verdicts. For you, every trial is a small personal apocalypse.

The Courtroom Reaper

The Courtroom Reaper

0.9%

As a prosecutor, win 10 "Guilty" verdicts. Ten defendants down, and none are getting back up.

Good Boy

Good Boy

0.8%

As a bailiff, pet the damn dog 50 times. Who's a good bailiff? Yes you are. Yes you aaaare.

Justice Bent to Your Will

Justice Bent to Your Will

0.8%

As a defense attorney, win 10 "Not Guilty" verdicts. You make accusations disappear like magic.

And I cut the sound...

And I cut the sound...

0.7%
Justice shoots from my fingertips!

Justice shoots from my fingertips!

0.7%
Your Honor, It’s Me Again!

Your Honor, It’s Me Again!

0.7%

Use the 'Request to Speak' emote 250 times. You've asked for the floor without ever saying anything useful.

Lifetime of Cringe

Lifetime of Cringe

0.5%

Use the ‘Embarrassed’ emote 250 times in one match. And you still have the guts to keep going… Respect.

Loose Tongue, Lost Cases

Loose Tongue, Lost Cases

0.5%

Use the 'Taunt' emote 250 times. When your strongest argument is sticking out your tongue.

The King of Blocking

The King of Blocking

0.5%

Use the 'No' emote 250 times. You’re not here to win, just to say no.

Versatile

Versatile

0.4%

As a juror, change your mind 50 times in a single trial. Flip-flopping more than a politician during election season.

The Accuser's Finger

The Accuser's Finger

0.3%

Use the 'Point Finger' emote 250 times. Pointed 250 times, yet still no evidence.

Utterly Indecisive

Utterly Indecisive

0.2%
Divine Justice

Divine Justice

0.1%
Sock & Sebastian

Sock & Sebastian

0.1%

As a bailiff, pet the damn dog 250 times. This is no longer a trial. It’s a love story.

Two-Bit Journalist

Two-Bit Journalist

0.1%

As a journalist, publish zero news flashes over the course of 10 games. A journalist who says nothing? Now that’s integrity.

Anything for the Buzz

Anything for the Buzz

0.0%

Accumulate a total of 250 press snippets across all games. You churn out breaking news like a con artist sells snake oil.

Tabloid Tycoon

Tabloid Tycoon

0.0%

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