Magicka: Wizards of the Square Tablet
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The once wandering wizards have found their way back home in Magicka - Wizards of the Square Tablet, now available for PC. Experience the mobile hit on your squarish and almost certainly, stationary monitor. But fret not, if any wizards still happen to be wandering you can still accidently kill them with cross platform support across all devices. From the publisher that brought you Magicka, it’s more Magicka! Wizards of the Square Tablet features the innovative and dynamic spell casting system from the original PC hit. Experience a brand new campaign set prior to the original tale of Magicka. Adventure through the new campaign by yourself, or “accidentally” obliterate your friends in multiplayer co-op, which supports up to four players! Play together with fellow mages across multiple platforms, which may co-exist in the same game session thanks to a twisted union made possible by dark sorcery! Cast your spells across multiple levels, and unlock new powers unique to Magicka – Wizards of the Square Tablet. Experience the humor and chaos of this satirical fantasy world. And exclusively for the PC version your wizard will get all in-game Robes and Staffs for free in this enhanced square edition, and all your gear carry over to other platforms!
Your only friend
CommonPurchase a familiar.
Tonight we dine on crab soup
CommonDefeat the Big Friendly Crab.
Chunky salsa
CommonGib three enemies in one second.
Interactive paradox
UncommonUnlock this achievement to unlock this achievement.
Passing the moose test
UncommonDefeat the Elk Dragon.
Sudden demise
UncommonSuffer at least 500 damage in one blow.
Oblivious to the elements
UncommonDie from a stage hazard.
"Whoops"
UncommonMultiplayer: Kill a fellow wizard.
Knock your block off
UncommonGet decapitated.
An ice lady
UncommonDefeat Disa.
Whack-a-shark
UncommonKill a Land Shark with a Thunder bolt.
Badbutt
RareWin a stage without ever using the Life element.
The detentaclenator
RareDefeat the Dark Young.
Paranoid
RareImbue a personal barrier with three different elements.
The weakest link
RareMultiplayer: Die at least twice as often as all your teammates combined.
Goddess buster
RareDefeat Helsdottir.
Spectacular demise
RareSuffer at least 1000 damage in one blow.
Badass
RareWin a stage by blowing every single enemy to bits.
Extra style bonus
RareExplode so hard that your staff makes 3 full rotations before landing.
Go out with a bang
RareCast Supernova.
Legendary demise
RareSuffer at least 5000 damage in one blow.
The yellow wizard always dies
RareMultiplayer: Have the yellow wizard die first in a stage's very first encounter.
Party trick
RareGet blown to bits and have your staff get stuck in the ground pole-first.
Black comedy gold
RareLet a Seagal die from Oil.
You and your friends are dead
RareMultiplayer: Have a team of four wizards all die.
Green wins by doing nothing
LegendaryMultiplayer: Have the green wizard never die or cast a single spell and still win the stage.
Out to get you
LegendaryGet killed by your own staff.
Critical existence failure
LegendaryBlow yourself up with a regular self-targeted spell.
Surpassing the Master
LegendaryDefeat Grampa the Gray.
No respect for personal space
LegendaryMultiplayer: Telefrag a fellow wizard.
Atomic backstab
LegendaryMultiplayer: Deal at least 800 damage to a fellow wizard in one attack.
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