CUCKOLD SIMULATOR: Life as a Beta Male Cuck
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CUCKOLD SIMULATOR, the exciting new game where you play as Cuckold (that is his name) in his day-to-day life. Work hard, give all your money to the bull, and be verbally abused by your fat wife.
Early Adopter
Very common96.3%You played the game during Early Access. Don't be too harsh on it...
Funky Pop!
Very common70.6%Found a Funky Pop collectible in the overworld.
Not Jesus
Common62.5%
Kasia, wróć!
Common47.9%She's never coming back...
Coming Out of the Closet
Uncommon30.2%You got caught...
No Escape
Uncommon19.2%
Oops...
Uncommon18.2%
Saving Lives
Uncommon17.2%You put on the mask. Good. Now never take it off...
Movin' n Groovin'
Uncommon13.8%Show off your moves.
My Masterpiece
Uncommon12.5%Create your first piece of art.
Betrayal
Uncommon10.1%
Paid in Full
Uncommon10.1%
Seven Hundo
Rare9.4%And you can't even do seven...
Stuck
Rare8.7%Idiot...
I'm Bisexual!
Rare8.1%You identify as Bisexual.
Room 503
Rare7.8%Hm...
High Voltage
Rare7.6%This isn't safe...
No More Baby!
Rare7.1%Tyrone Jr. managed to get out of bounds and fell to his death. You should have shut the door behind you...
Gang Stalked
Rare6.6%
Billiards Pro
Rare6.5%That's not actually how you play the game.
Simpin' Ain't Easy
Rare6.4%If you don't dig the simpin' I could really care less.
Out of Bounds
Rare5.9%
I'm Gay!
Rare5.7%You identify as Gay.
跑酷
Very rare4.5%你在这干嘛 ?
Locked Up
Very rare4.3%
Corrupted
Very rare4.1%It was only a matter of time...
Baby Grabber
Very rare3.7%Put him down... Put him down!
Zoil Skip
Very rare3.6%Perform the 'Zoil Skip'.
The "Other" Plane
Very rare3.3%
Practice Makes Perfect
Very rare3.1%I'll do better next time...
Walk A Mile In...
Very rare3.1%Someone else's shoes.
No Call No Show
Very rare3.0%Skipped a day of work... How could you?
The Biggest Blackest Funky Pop!
Very rare2.8%You literally had to hack the game to get this... Really, man?
New Whip
Very rare2.6%Feels new, anyway...
The Spirit of Christmas
Very rare2.4%Discovered the true meaning of Christmas.
Full of Pride
Very rare2.3%Discovered the meaning of "Pride".
The Trash Man
Very rare2.3%
Art Connoisseur
Very rare2.1%Own the complete Hunter Bedin collection of art.
Clocking In
Very rare2.1%Played for 8 consecutive hours without crashing. Impressive! (quitting or playing Snitch games will reset the timer)
Jackpot!
Very rare2.1%1000 Tickets! Wahoo!
Makin' Bacon
Very rare2.1%Wasted 50 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.
Making a Mess
Very rare2.1%That's going to be a nightmare to clean up... Whatever, not your problem.
Sneed
Very rare1.9%
Terminated
Very rare1.9%Terminated from your job at GloboCorp.
The Heist
Very rare1.9%
Genocide
Very rare1.8%Anime was a mistake.
Nerfed
Very rare1.8%You could only beat her nerfed version. Pathetic.
Cuck-ception
Very rare1.7%Play Cuckold Simulator inside of Cuckold Simulator...
My New Friend
Very rare1.7%Who said you can't buy friendship?
System Error
Very rare1.7%What more would you expect from outsourced code?
Pig Roast
Very rare1.4%Wasted 100 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.
Push It
Very rare1.4%Push the button. A lot.
Red Rocket
Very rare1.4%I dub thee... "Red Rocket"
The Pact
Very rare1.4%
Hard Victory
Very rare1.4%You defeated her pre-nerf. Impressive. (can no longer be obtained)
The Money Man
Very rare1.4%You outsmarted Tyrone and managed to keep all your money... How crafty.
Flawless Victory
Very rare1.3%Defeat her without taking damage.
Godlike
Very rare1.3%Defeat her without ever rolling, or taking damage. Insane.
myspacebarisbroken
Very rare1.3%Defeat her without ever rolling.
Genocide, But Faster
Very rare1.2%Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 46 seconds.
Genocide v2
Very rare1.2%Complete Chapter 2 of Anime Girl Genocide within 50 seconds.
Night Duty
Very rare1.1%Worked at night.
Strange Device
Very rare1.1%What are it's motives?
Demon
Very rare1.0%
Eyes In The Sky
Ultra rare0.9%Fixed the drone.
Never Forget
Ultra rare0.9%
The Great Escape
Ultra rare0.9%
Beer Exploit
Ultra rare0.8%Are you even going to drink them all?
Funky Pop Connoisseur
Ultra rare0.6%Collected all 15 Funky Pops. Wowza!
Pain in My...
Ultra rare0.5%Hard at work, or hard at work?
???
Ultra rare0.4%Discovered the truth (not currently attainable).
Patron
Ultra rare0.4%Subscribed to Team SNEED Patreon. Thanks bro.
I'm Blue
Ultra rare0.3%You suddenly feel smarter than you actually are...
Loved and Lost
Ultra rare0.3%Not again...
Burn The Witch
Ultra rare0.1%The evil artefact has been destroyed...
CORN
Ultra rare0.1%Played CORN.
Hangman
Ultra rare0.1%_ _ _ _ _ _
Well Informed
Ultra rare0.0%Read all of the Pulse News stories.
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