Kiwi Clicker

Have at least exactly 100 tokens (profession points)

Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Level One for All'

P6 - Refuse to deal with being unable to upgrade anything

Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Full Potion Alkiwimist'

Fire 150 arrows in a single second

Get some archers to do your work

Reach Penance Level 5 in 'The Ranking of Kiwings'

Unlock the kiwilashnikov gunner

Acquire your first Ki Piece

P2 - You'll need an extra hand to gain Koins now

Reach 2000% Fortify multiplier

Change the odds in your favor

You did it! All of it! It was all you.

Achieve complete controls through the transcendence tree

Activate Sekiwity's protective shutter

Reach the kiwi tier with a complete royal garb

Reach maximum visual tier for all stations

Have a single Kiwing of Plague spawn 20+ kinglings

Unlock Everything Multiplier

P1 - Spawn a King you're incapable of feeding

I guess it could still be worse

Hire your first pulpthirsty mercenary

Have at least exactly 1000 kurse (transcendence points)

P4 - Achieve 200+ APM when you shouldn't have

A weapon worthy of a kiwingpin

Have at least exactly 10 million kiwis (kiwis)

Fully corrupt all of your stations

Transcend and unlock professions

I don't need mo' potions!

Make your wiwis happier with a treat

Acquire all 5 Branch Krowns

Feed a Kiwing of Thirst two Max Tier Potions

Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Being an Archery Player'

Suffer the consequences of greed for the first time

P5 - Become incapable of buying upgrades

Fully corrupt one of your stations

Gain access to the Kursed Factory

Bypass having to wait for fortify

Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Clicky-Clackity Scarcity'

Eae parsa, firmeza?

Have at least exactly 1 million koins (coins, but with a k)

Have potions of Tier 2 or higher active on all stations

Run out of time without choosing a profession

Have a station's kiwi at gold standard or better

Receive a special delivery in a penance

Put your first King to rest

Repeel station kiwis 5+ times

Cover a kiwi with a peeler-sharp coat of spikies

Decide to repeel a station's kiwi at gold standard or better

Unlock everything in a profession tree

Take your first shady peel

Recent reports show a massive anomaly in the timepeel kiwintinuum

Assemble a team of fully-satiated mercenaries

Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Koins All the Way Down'

Click a single Kiwing of Undeath 350+ times

Satiate the hunger of a pulpthirsty mercenary

Set your sights on the moon for the first time

Purchase your first Branch krown

Unlock Everything Multiplier Multiplier

Summon a King without ceremony

Switch the hunting season excessively