Kiwi Clicker

Pining for the Kijords

Common97.8%

Put your first King to rest

Kiwirriculum Vitae

Common92.9%

Transcend and unlock professions

Without further ado

Common89.5%

Summon a King without ceremony

One MILLION Koins

Common87.5%

Have at least exactly 1 million koins (coins, but with a k)

Dennō Senshi Kiwigon

Common85.2%

Activate Sekiwity's protective shutter

Kiwillionaire... but Ten

Common83.8%

Have at least exactly 10 million kiwis (kiwis)

Bad Ratats

Common80.5%

Unlock the kiwilashnikov gunner

Great Deal

Common69.8%

Unlock Everything Multiplier

The Painful End

Common68.6%

Click a single Kiwing of Undeath 350+ times

Archers go BRRrrr

Common67.3%

Fire 150 arrows in a single second

Underground Klub

Common67.1%

Purchase your first Branch krown

Seasoned Professional

Common62.6%

Unlock everything in a profession tree

I Choose You!

Common56.9%

Hire your first pulpthirsty mercenary

Drip Kiwing

Common52.0%

Reach the kiwi tier with a complete royal garb

Drip Kiwingdom

Common51.8%

Reach maximum visual tier for all stations

At Least it's Long

Common51.6%

Get some archers to do your work

Kiwilina

Common50.6%

A weapon worthy of a kiwingpin

No Turning Back

Common49.9%

Fully corrupt one of your stations

Control Freak

Common49.3%

Achieve complete controls through the transcendence tree

Odurawaz

Common47.6%

Bypass having to wait for fortify

Building a Future

Common46.6%

Reach 2000% Fortify multiplier

Optimal Solution

Common46.6%

Have potions of Tier 2 or higher active on all stations

Little Kiwi, as a Treat

Common45.8%

Make your wiwis happier with a treat

I would Farm 500 More

Common43.2%

Have at least exactly 1000 kurse (transcendence points)

o 0 o, What's this?

Common42.2%

Gain access to the Kursed Factory

Sets a Peel

Common41.4%

Take your first shady peel

Wait, there's More

Common38.8%

Unlock Everything Multiplier Multiplier

One in a Brazillion

Common38.7%

Eae parsa, firmeza?

Cloverpeeled

Common36.9%

Change the odds in your favor

Long Live the Kiwing

Common36.3%

Acquire all 5 Branch Krowns

Kiw'it on the GROUND!

Common35.9%

I don't need mo' potions!

An Arm and a Leg

Common35.3%

Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Full Potion Alkiwimist'

Kiwingdom no More

Common35.3%

Fully corrupt all of your stations

100/100 Professional

Common34.9%

Have at least exactly 100 tokens (profession points)

Phone a Friend

Common33.2%

Receive a special delivery in a penance

Mindless Kiwicking

Common33.1%

Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Being an Archery Player'

The Very Best

Common31.8%

Satiate the hunger of a pulpthirsty mercenary

To the Moon?

Common31.5%

Set your sights on the moon for the first time

Omae wa Kiwickeiru

Uncommon29.8%

Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Clicky-Clackity Scarcity'

Superstonkiwi

Uncommon28.7%

Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Koins All the Way Down'

Awahwah-some!

Uncommon27.1%

Reach Penance Level 5 in 'The Ranking of Kiwings'

50% of my Power

Uncommon26.8%

Reach Penance Level 5 in 'Level One for All'

Peel-Good Ink.

Uncommon25.9%

Have a station's kiwi at gold standard or better

Beginning of the End

Uncommon25.7%

Acquire your first Ki Piece

Maximum Dosage

Uncommon23.1%

Feed a Kiwing of Thirst two Max Tier Potions

Grand Necrophage

Uncommon23.0%

Have a single Kiwing of Plague spawn 20+ kinglings

No Koin?

Uncommon22.2%

P5 - Become incapable of buying upgrades

Hunger Strike

Uncommon21.5%

P1 - Spawn a King you're incapable of feeding

Some kinda Kiwicide Squad

Uncommon19.3%

Assemble a team of fully-satiated mercenaries

Monkiwi's Peel

Uncommon18.3%

Suffer the consequences of greed for the first time

Bricked?

Uncommon16.7%

P2 - You'll need an extra hand to gain Koins now

Repeeler Mail

Rare14.9%

Cover a kiwi with a peeler-sharp coat of spikies

I am Altering the Deal

Rare14.5%

I guess it could still be worse

[REDACTED] Ninja or Ninja [REDACTED]?

Rare13.2%

Repeel station kiwis 5+ times

Saikou Peeler

Rare12.4%

Decide to repeel a station's kiwi at gold standard or better

Kingling Rush

Rare11.2%

P4 - Achieve 200+ APM when you shouldn't have

Aight, Imma Head Out

Rare9.4%

P6 - Refuse to deal with being unable to upgrade anything

Yes-no, maybe

Rare8.5%

Switch the hunting season excessively

P3 - Low% Profession-skip (bad ending)

Rare6.7%

Run out of time without choosing a profession

Sins Weighing on your Bonuses

Legendary4.7%

Recent reports show a massive anomaly in the timepeel kiwintinuum

Congratulations!

Legendary3.6%

You did it! All of it! It was all you.