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Squirrel Stapler

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Originally created as part of The Dread X Collection II, Squirrel Stapler is a horror hunting simulator that satirizes low budget edutainment games with pitch black humor and panic-inducing absurdist horror. A lonely man living in a remote cabin wakes up one day and realizes his beloved--a dismembered corpse nailed to the cabin wall--has been made ugly and rotten by the flies that swarm her. He wishes she were beautiful, like the squirrels of the wood. And so he sets out to hunt the squirrels of the wood, so that he might staple them to her and make her beautiful again. But that is easier said than done. A sinister presence lurks in the deep forest, and it has only one rule: "Thou shalt not staple squirrels!"

Shooter Adventure Indie Action Horror
2023 ★ 71 8 achievements Guide 0%
8 achievements
Whee!

Whee!

Find an energy drink

Shady

Shady

Commit sins at The Shady Shack

God is Here

God is Here

Finish the game

Art Will Destroy the Artist

Art Will Destroy the Artist

Read about The Artist

The Stapler Becomes the Stapled

The Stapler Becomes the Stapled

Die

Oh...

Oh...

Read about the de-boning abilities of squirrels

Everything is Quiet

Everything is Quiet

Read the reports

Tftc!

Tftc!

Unlock GIANT SQUIRRELS mode

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