Squirrel Stapler
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Originally created as part of The Dread X Collection II, Squirrel Stapler is a horror hunting simulator that satirizes low budget edutainment games with pitch black humor and panic-inducing absurdist horror. A lonely man living in a remote cabin wakes up one day and realizes his beloved--a dismembered corpse nailed to the cabin wall--has been made ugly and rotten by the flies that swarm her. He wishes she were beautiful, like the squirrels of the wood. And so he sets out to hunt the squirrels of the wood, so that he might staple them to her and make her beautiful again. But that is easier said than done. A sinister presence lurks in the deep forest, and it has only one rule: "Thou shalt not staple squirrels!"
Whee!
Very common92.4%Find an energy drink
Shady
Very common74.8%Commit sins at The Shady Shack
God is Here
Common69.9%Finish the game
Art Will Destroy the Artist
Common53.7%Read about The Artist
The Stapler Becomes the Stapled
Common52.8%Die
Oh...
Common43.2%Read about the de-boning abilities of squirrels
Everything is Quiet
Common41.6%Read the reports
Tftc!
Uncommon23.6%Unlock GIANT SQUIRRELS mode
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