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(the) Gnorp Apologue

Achievement guide · roadmap · tracker

(the) Gnorp Apologue is the journey of the gnorps as you guide them towards their goal of delightfully excessive wealth accumulation.

Simulator Strategy Indie
2023 ★ 69 17 achievements Guide 0%
17 achievements
A gnorp is born

A gnorp is born

Get your first gnorp

The ground trembles

The ground trembles

Reach your first compression event

New beginning

New beginning

Prestige for the first time

Getting somewhere

Getting somewhere

Prestige and have a total of 10 talent points

It didn't deserve this

It didn't deserve this

Brutally, viciously murder a drone before its time by clicking on it

Mountaineers #1

Mountaineers #1

Have mountaineers collect the most

They burn bright, and hit the rock so right

They burn bright, and hit the rock so right

Have 10 bombers bathed in fire at the same time

Gnorpcalibur!

Gnorpcalibur!

Embed Gnorpcalibur in the rock

MY EYES

MY EYES

This is your own fault.

What do I choose??

What do I choose??

Have 3 unspent Zybellium

Speed

Speed

Reach the first compression event within 5 minutes of clicking the rock

(the) Finale

(the) Finale

Beat (the) Gnorp Apologue

Uh, is this allowed?

Uh, is this allowed?

Acquire shards without having built the stash

Gnorp Slam!

Gnorp Slam!

Have 100 slammers

Retro-Futuristic Warfare

Retro-Futuristic Warfare

Have a riflegnorp shoot grenade arrows

Coax it

Coax it

Coax successfully 20 times in a row

Y2K

Y2K

Have 20 drones die at the same time

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