The House Always Wins
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The House Always Wins is a roguelike deckbuilder set in a bizarre multiverse casino where every run is built on clever choices, powerful synergies, and calculated chaos. Build your deck, battle through strange worlds, and collect relics in the form of playing cards. Each relic has its own unique effect, but the real power lies in the combinations you create. Form classic poker hands like pairs, three of a kind, or full houses to unlock massive bonuses, then experiment to uncover secret combos hidden throughout the game. You are not just building a deck — you are building a winning hand.
Geese Are Not Welcome
Very common96.6%Kick the Goose out of the Casino
New Friend
Very common89.8%Meet Jakub
Open Toilets
Very common86.6%Unlock Toilet
No Luck Today
Very common81.6%Check 100 lotto tickets
The Manager’s Office
Very common81.5%Unlock Office
Security Center
Very common79.5%Unlock Security Room
First Employee
Very common78.3%Unlock First Staff member
Expansion
Very common77.4%Unlock Casino level 2
Handyman
Very common74.6%Repair 10 Slot Machines
Restroom Cleaner
Very common71.2%Clean 10 toilets
Trash Collector
Very common70.4%Collect 100 trash
Ready for Business
Common68.0%Unlock Exchanger and first tables
Certified Architect
Common66.9%Buy Architecture Diploma
Slippery Floor
Common61.5%Mop 100 puddles
Small Crowd
Common58.5%Hit 50 visitors
Fresh Beer
Common58.0%Pour 50 beer
High Life
Common58.0%Get high
Millionaire
Common55.5%Earn $1,000,000
Money Changer
Common55.3%Serve 100 clients on Exchanger
Night Entertainment
Common52.0%Unlock Strippers
Honk Off!
Common50.7%Kick 10 Geese
Dream Big
Common45.4%Unlock Casino level 3
One Too Many
Common45.3%Get drunk
Busy Bar
Common41.5%Pour 200 beer
Exchange Expert
Uncommon39.4%Serve 250 clients on Exchanger
Popular Place
Uncommon36.3%Hit 100 visitors
Ticket Inspector
Uncommon35.9%Check 500 lotto tickets
Under Surveillance
Uncommon35.7%Scan 10 Vandals with Camera
Multi-Millionaire
Uncommon33.3%Earn $2,000,000
Fire Fighter
Uncommon32.7%Extinguish 10 Slots
Town Business
Uncommon31.1%50 items sold to Jakub
Janitor on Duty
Uncommon30.3%Clean 50 toilets
Banker Spirit
Uncommon28.1%Serve 500 clients on Exchanger
Full Team
Uncommon28.1%Hire all possible staff
Business Partners
Uncommon25.9%100 items sold to Jakub
Big Spender
Uncommon25.2%Spend $500,000 on Gambling
The Bartender
Uncommon20.2%Pour 500 beer
Technical Support
Uncommon19.9%Repair 50 Slot Machines
Jakub's Best Friend
Uncommon18.3%200 items sold to Jakub
Keep it Clean
Uncommon16.5%Collect 500 trash
Happy Retirement
Uncommon13.0%Congratulations on Retirement
Full House
Uncommon12.4%Hit 200 visitors
Casino Tycoon
Rare9.9%Earn $5,000,000
High Roller
Rare9.2%Spend $2,000,000 on Gambling
Royal Flush
Rare7.1%Clean 100 toilets
The Auditor
Rare5.3%Check 1000 lotto tickets
The Whale
Very rare4.1%Spend $5,000,000 on Gambling
Cleaning Day
Very rare2.9%Mop 500 puddles
Hardware Specialist
Very rare2.7%Repair 100 Slot Machines
Zero Waste
Very rare2.1%Collect 1000 trash
Mop Master
Very rare1.8%Mop 1000 puddles
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