South Park™: The Stick of Truth™

You've farted on animals 25 times.

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

You've farted on people 100 times.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You befriended your father.

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

You completed your first day in South Park.

You completed the game without selling any items.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

You sold 300 junk items.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

You've spent $500.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You made friends with half of South Park.

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

You have joined the KKK.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You farted on four major authority figures.

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.