You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
You have joined the KKK.
You have joined the KKK.
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
You completed your first day in South Park.
You completed your first day in South Park.
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
You sold 300 junk items.
You sold 300 junk items.
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
You shat your pants during a boss battle.
You shat your pants during a boss battle.
You made friends with half of South Park.
You made friends with half of South Park.
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
You befriended your father.
You befriended your father.
You've spent $500.
You've spent $500.
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
You opened all of the garages in South Park.
You opened all of the garages in South Park.
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
You've farted on people 100 times.
You've farted on people 100 times.
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Defeat Kenny while having contracted Dire AIDS
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
You've farted on animals 25 times.
You've farted on animals 25 times.
You've farted on every buddy in the game.
You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Call on Mr. Slave's power while in Mr. Slave.
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
You completed the game without selling any items.
You completed the game without selling any items.
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Defeat Kenny while having the David Hasselhoff nose job.
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
You farted on four major authority figures.
You farted on four major authority figures.
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
You've collected all of the available costumes.
You've collected all of the available costumes.
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.