Bardbarian

Early Bird

Common60.3%

Complete the "morning" chapter.

Adorable Sidekick

Common58.3%

You look lonely, have you considered a pet to keep you company?

Keep it Movin'

Common55.5%

Don't get hit!

What you got?

Common45.2%

Play and submit your best time for Survival Mode.

Favoritism

Common39.6%

Upgrade a unit to MAX level.

Unlock War Turtle

Common37.0%

Reach 3000m in Escape mode, and he's yours.

Unlock MeatStack

Common36.8%

Appears randomly in Survival mode. May luck be with you.

Survival Instinct

Common35.8%

Last for 3 minutes in survival mode.

Unlock Octodad

Common34.9%

Waltz into Wave 10 and rescue him from that Fire Golem.

Passive Vanquisher

Common34.1%

Send 2500 enemies to their grave.

High Noon

Common34.1%

Complete the "noon" chapter.

Lute n' Loot

Uncommon27.2%

Loot 100,000 gold from the corpses of your fallen enemies.

Good Evening

Uncommon25.9%

Complete the "evening" chapter.

Easter Deviled Eggs

Uncommon20.2%

Something's cooking on the title screen.

Insane in the Membrane

Uncommon16.6%

Start a new game in Insane Mode.

Nightmare

Uncommon15.8%

Complete the "night" chapter.

NEED4SPEED

Uncommon15.4%

Go as fast as you possibly can. (Hint: Upgrade + Song)

360noscopeblazeit

Rare10.6%

Complete the entire campaign from start to finish without dying.

4 headz

Rare10.1%

Unlock the mythical 4th party slot.

3 Mile Run

Rare8.9%

Fact: There are 1609 meters in a mile.

Hardbarian

Rare5.9%

Do all the things! 100% Completion.

I am Legend

Rare5.9%

Post a score in the Day 2 Insane Mode leaderboard. The most exclusive of all leaderboards.