Vampire Therapist
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Guide vampires through centuries of emotional baggage, decades of delusions and the odd bout of self-loathing with real cognitive behavioral therapy concepts and become a Vampire Therapist! Even vampires need a shoulder to cry on when a neck to bite just won’t do.
First Blood
Very common95.2%Found your first cognitive distortion.
Dark Pupil
Very common86.2%Learned about cognitive distortions.
Confident Cowboy
Very common80.9%Got five distortions correct in a row.
Holstered up
Very common71.7%Learned 5 cognitive distortions.
Bloodsuckin' Buckaroo
Common67.7%Drank fresh blood for the first time.
First Blood Part II
Common65.8%Completed your first client session.
Nice Shootin'
Common59.3%Got ten distortions correct in a row.
Lurid Detail
Uncommon33.8%Survived Lord Luridus's session.
Flawless Victory
Uncommon31.9%Had a flawless client session.
Master of the Mind
Uncommon20.7%Got twenty distortions correct in a row.
Theatre Buff
Uncommon20.3%
Distortionception
Uncommon19.6%Found a distortion within a distortion.
Concentrating Compadre
Uncommon19.2%Kept perfect focus during meditation.
Distortion Master
Uncommon16.1%Found at least one of each cognitive distortion.
Harmonious Healing
Uncommon15.3%Helped Dr. Drayne find himself.
Flattery Will Get You Everywhere
Uncommon14.9%Gave Isabella something to smile about.
Stanislavski's Bane
Uncommon14.5%Helped Edmund realize the dark truth.
Data Driven
Uncommon14.0%Helped free Meddy from a dark influence.
Diligent Desperado
Uncommon13.6%Completed Andromachos's entire quiz.
A Vampire of Taste
Uncommon13.5%Showed your quality — of the very highest.
Historical Preservation
Uncommon12.7%Saved an ancient vampire.
Into the Moonrise
Uncommon12.7%Completed the game.
Ashcroft's Enemy
Rare9.9%Suggested some tasteful nudity.
There Ought to Be Clowns
Rare6.2%Defended a clown who didn't need help.
True Believer
Very rare4.2%Had faith in modern political systems.
Mean Hombre
Very rare3.0%Ruined someone's night.
Slow Learner
Very rare1.2%
Bachanalia
Ultra rare0.0%Showed deep interest in musical theory.
Carry On My Wayward Son
Ultra rare0.0%Rescue a discontented child.
Gimme That Old Time Religion
Ultra rare0.0%Help a client find a new path.
Mortal Temptations
Ultra rare0.0%Take a chance on love.
Shot in the Dark
Ultra rare0.0%Misidentify a malcontent.
Two to Tango
Ultra rare0.0%Complete your first couples therapy session.
Vive la France
Ultra rare0.0%Learned all you could about the French Revolution.
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