Uncle Chop's Rocket Shop

Zooped

Common92.8%

Get zooped back for the first time.

Station Managed

Common89.6%

Use station management.

Pretty Foxman

Common84.1%

Change Wilbur's appearance.

A Step Closer to Freedom

Common76.8%

Buy your first Omen upgrade from Kyle.

Now We're Getting Somewhere

Common73.6%

Make first R.E.N.T.

You're Who, Now?

Common72.3%

Learn the identity of the god of Limbo.

All For a Bit of Cardboard

Common66.8%

Fence a trading card.

Happy Timemas

Common62.1%

Trade your time for something greater... Or worse... You do you.

Buzzzz

Common61.2%

Purchase an electric tool upgrade.

That Was Unfortunate

Common54.6%

Be killed by a fatal job.

Faction Friendly

Common44.9%

Complete a job for every faction.

Ooh Yeah, Capitalism!

Common44.0%

Make second R.E.N.T.

Grower, Not a Shower

Common40.2%

Increase workshop to max size.

Out of Time

Common37.6%

Run out of time whilst a job is active.

I AM GAMER

Common37.2%

Beat all of the Tomfoolery levels.

That's Not How That Works

Common35.3%

Use wrench incorrectly. Move it back and forwards!

Serve That Man

Common34.7%

You should've known this would happen. Maybe read the manual next time?

Tow-tally Not Cool, Bro

Common33.0%

Do sufficiently badly on a job that the TowBro is called.

He Earned It!

Uncommon21.9%

Pet Mörk 100 times.

Spin Cycle

Uncommon21.7%

Open the washing machine.

Find a Doodad

Uncommon18.1%

But what is it for?

This is Your Life Now

Rare14.5%

Make third R.E.N.T.

Life Admin

Rare10.4%

Complete the Empyrean ending.

A Whole Lotta Cardboard

Rare10.1%

Fence one of every trading card.

Traveller

Rare8.2%

Visit all of the VR Realms.

Hero

Rare6.7%

Complete the Lawmakers ending.

Prospector

Rare6.7%

Complete the Magpie Endeavours ending.

Cataclysm

Rare5.3%

Complete the Hive Inc. ending.

Calm Demeanour

Legendary4.9%

Take longer than 15 minutes to complete Project Ascension.

Revoked!

Legendary4.9%

Have your Magpie membership revoked.

Free Kyle

Legendary4.7%

Release Kyle from his shackles.

Short-sighted

Legendary4.6%

Make a purchase in the evening of R.E.N.T. day that causes you to not make R.E.N.T.

Inevitable

Legendary4.4%

Complete the Cultists ending.

Donut Aficionado

Legendary3.5%

Exceed donut quota by 20% or more on each day of the Hive ending.

Wax! Wax Everywhere!

Legendary3.4%

Forget to latch the candle mold.

It's Just So Frickin' Cool!

Legendary3.1%

Summon the cooler rock.

Such a Klutz!

Legendary2.9%

Drop a bunch of shaped donuts.

Rapid R.E.N.T.

Legendary2.2%

Make first R.E.N.T using less than 10 cumulative minutes (of day time).

Wilbur? More Like Wilmot!

Legendary2.0%

Complete the final Magpie day in 5 minutes or less.

The Full Package

Legendary1.8%

Fix one of every module.

No More Laundry

Legendary1.7%

Find all secrets.

Faction Unfriendly

Legendary0.4%

Complete a run without taking a job from a faction member.

Rapid Run

Legendary0.2%

Beat a run in less than 45 minutes (of day time).