Paradigm
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"Paradigm is a surreal adventure game set in the strange and post apocalyptic Eastern European country of Krusz. Play as the handsome mutant, Paradigm, who's past comes back to haunt him in the form of a genetically engineered sloth that vomits candy."
Dope
CommonYou listened to Doug drop some phat beatsies.
F.R.I.D.G.E C.R.E.A.M
CommonYou listened to a fridge drop some phat rhymes
Koniec
UncommonYou completed Paradigm. Dope.
Crowd Pleaser
UncommonYou learned some sweet dance moves.
High Five Me Again, Yeah
UncommonYou high fived the arm one too many times.
Succulent Space Odyseey
UncommonYou bid a farewell to a space cactus.
Toast My Buns
UncommonYou dated a toaster. Your buns are now nice and toasy.
We Don't Go There
UncommonYou entered the forbidden mouse hole.
Quak Me Hard
RareYou dated a duck-human. The rumours are true.
Oh My What Long Arms You Have
RareYou dated a noodle hands mutant. Flexibility is a blessing.
There's No Place Like Wall
RareYou talked to the Man in the Wall.
Down in the Dungeon
RareYou found the Lich King Dungeon. (Steve's holiday house)
Keeps Me Company
RareYou defended yourself in the way only way you know how.
Qualified IT Consultant
RareYou listened to enough IT advice, you could probably get mid tier IT consulting job.
Kvlt Grooves
RareYou used the kvlt code to get the kvlt black metal audio tape.
Carpal Tunnel Revenue
RareYou pressed the ad button 10000 times and skipped the puzzle. You also may have carpal tunnel.
Notavirus.exe
LegendaryYou installed a virus in IT.
High Fidelity
LegendaryYou collected all the audio tapes.
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