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My Name is Mayo cover

My Name is Mayo

Achievement guide · roadmap · tracker

This is a clicking adventure that simulates the real-life tapping of a Mayo Jar! You will unveil its story and (maybe) you will learn from it!

Simulator Adventure Action
2016 ★ 61 50 achievements Guide 0%
50 achievements
You can see the hits!

You can see the hits!

Hit the Mayo 5 times!

No brainer

No brainer

Hit 20 times!

Trimmed hearts

Trimmed hearts

Hit 50 times!

Red Bikini!

Red Bikini!

This will cheer you up! (Hit Mayo 75 times)

Young Boy

Young Boy

I am Mayonnaise (90 hits)

Something important

Something important

A Story About Life. (120 hits)

Balls of yarn

Balls of yarn

Amazing Story (150 hits)

Micro downsizing

Micro downsizing

Hit 200 times!

20th century diet

20th century diet

Hit 350 times!

Go eat cake

Go eat cake

Hit 500 times!

Nosey Caesar

Nosey Caesar

Hit 550 times!

Club

Club

Hit 700 times!

Rock Star!

Rock Star!

Young soul. (Hit this 10 times)

Cheetah

Cheetah

Wear the bikini. (Hit this 50 times)

The Box of Love

The Box of Love

Something important. (10 hits, follow the life)

Rain

Rain

Spin the yarn. (Hit this 50 times)

Short timer

Short timer

Hit 1500 times!

Topless!

Topless!

Keep wearing the leopard (Hit this 100 times)

Dad

Dad

Like that old time Rock and Roll! (Hit this 50 times)

Just kidding...

Just kidding...

The Box of Love. (10 hits, follow the life)

Z's

Z's

Furry Rain. (Hit this 100 times)

Crème a la Mayo

Crème a la Mayo

Tap it wild and free. (Hit this 125 times)

Ordinary

Ordinary

Daddy issues. (Hit this 100 times)

Knee record

Knee record

Hit 3000 times!

Move

Move

Just kidding... (10 hits, follow the life)

Banana!

Banana!

Cool whip is sexy. (Hit this 200 times)

Blonde bombshell!

Blonde bombshell!

Zzz... (Hit this 150 times)

Muscles

Muscles

Move. (10 hits, follow the life)

Part of life

Part of life

Muscles. (10 hits, follow the life)

Cheesy Rap

Cheesy Rap

Drop the bombshell! (Hit this 50 times)

Identity issues...

Identity issues...

Old fashioned and boring. (Hit this 200 times)

Philosophy

Philosophy

Part of life. (10 hits, follow the life)

Potato!

Potato!

Banana? (Hit this 300 times)

Best Seller

Best Seller

It's not a phase, it's who I am! (Hit this 10 times)

Talking about life

Talking about life

Philosophy. (10 hits, follow the life)

I am Mayonnaise!

I am Mayonnaise!

Talking about life. (10 hits, follow the life)

Catsup

Catsup

Starchy fashion. (Hit this 200 times)

Catch my cold!

Catch my cold!

Slap that cheese! (Hit this 250 times)

Glam Rock

Glam Rock

Follow in his footsteps. (Hit this 100 times)

Screwed

Screwed

Drink coffee. (Hit this 150 times)

Red Cheetah

Red Cheetah

Red Mayonnaise. (Hit this 300 times)

Venus-wise

Venus-wise

Hit 5000 times!

Support!

Support!

While my guitar gently weeps. (Hit this 300 times)

Vanished...

Vanished...

Screw that. (Hit this 300 times)

Elephant fun times!

Elephant fun times!

Feline Ketchup. (Hit this 500 times)

A Mime?

A Mime?

In the end... (Hit this 50 times)

I'm just a mayo.

I'm just a mayo.

Flipped. (Hit this 500 times)

*The Crow movie pun*

*The Crow movie pun*

Hit 8000 times!

An ingredient to rule them all

An ingredient to rule them all

Hit 10000 times!

What do we do now?

What do we do now?

Unlock all the achievements!

Breakdown

Kinds
Untagged
Missables
Untagged
Multiplayer
Untagged
Glitches
No known glitches
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