The Royal Writ
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In The Royal Writ, you don't just play cards - you command them on the battlefield. Place your loyal subjects strategically as they advance toward the enemy, dealing damage. But beware: any card that reaches the enemy base before victory is permanently destroyed and removed from your deck for the rest of your run. Sacrifice isn't just a risk - it's an essential strategy that creates memorable sub-stories with each run. Will you honor the subjects who gave everything for your cause? Every fallen card tells a tale, and their glory lives on in the legacy you build. Lead an army of diverse warriors with interesting abilities that shape your strategy. Lead an army of adorable yet battle-hardened animals. Your ranks may comprise a frail and wounded flamingo, a short sighted chicken bowman, or even a crafty lizard who cheats death by only losing its tail! From the renegade red ants to the food taster cow, every card in your deck has a personality and purpose. As they march toward glory or death, their individual stories become part of your kingdom's legacy, and their sacrifices will never be forgotten. You may even come across some peculiar creatures on your journey, like the crazed mantis dentist, the goat tactician or the impatient boar shopkeeper - just don’t ask them where they got their credentials.
Was this too good to be true..?
CommonAccept an opportunity
Working For The Enemy
CommonHave an enemy have more health than it started with
The Hero...?
CommonDefeat Act I
Ready For Battle
CommonFully upgrade your board at the Tactician
More Like "Blunderwheel"
CommonExtravagAnt Army
UncommonWin a battle with only ant cards
Packing A Punch
UncommonGet a card to over 500 total power
Hits Too Close To Home
UncommonWhat Will I Spend All This Money On?
UncommonHave 100 or more gold
Gourmet Life
RareGive all possible food cards to the food taster
Collectathon
RareUnlock all relics
Big Spender
RareBuy out a Shoppe
Mikolt's Finest Hour
RareComplete the challenge: The Escort of King Mikolt
A Taste Of Their Own Medicine
RareThe Hero!
RareDefeat Act II
Spy: The Dark Project
RareUse all of the different spy cards in a single run
Nitwits-At-Arms
RareComplete the challenge: Kingdom of Drunkards
Poor Gereb
RareActivate Gereb's ability 3 times in the same battle
A Complete Army
RareUnlock all characters cards
I Thought You Were Dead!
LegendaryMy Tooth Collection Is Complete It Seems
LegendaryPull 50 teeth
Anyway, Here's Wonderwheel
LegendaryComplete the challenge: Troubadour Takeover
Our Glorious Army
LegendaryWin with 50 different cards
No One Fights Forever: A Spy In Harm's Way
LegendaryUse a 100 spies in a single run
Ain't Big Enough For Any Of Us
LegendaryComplete the challenge: Overpopulation Complications
Lost & Found Heiress
LegendaryBring Chuporka to her "father"
Merciful Mercenaries
LegendaryPlay 8 mercenaries in the same fight
Noble Acts Of Kindness
LegendaryRescue 10 characters with the help of the Noble lady
The Good King
LegendaryComplete the challenge: Not on My Watch!
Too Easy!
LegendaryWin 10 runs
Halfway There
LegendaryComplete half of the Act I hardships
In Brief...
LegendaryComplete the challenge: Fleeting Moments
Botched Operation
LegendaryUnbreakable Spirit
LegendaryComplete all of the Act I hardships
Bullet Time
LegendaryComplete the challenge: Bleedin' Bullets
End Of The Road
LegendaryComplete all challenges
Grim Determination
LegendaryComplete the challenge: All-time Low
After All, Why Not?
LegendaryAccept all the different opportunity types
A Not-So-Good Idea
LegendaryWas This Supposed To Be Hard?
LegendaryComplete all of the Act II hardships
You Monster...
LegendaryRelated games
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