Do Not Feed the Monkeys

Gorilla clubensis minor

Common55.6%

Obedient and helpful primates.

Mandrillus barfii

Common45.1%

Their appetite knows no limits. It's a good idea to keep a mop near them.

Petterus supermegafan

Uncommon37.8%

They are crazy about spotlights, flashes and teen-ape actresses.

Ateles pencilianus

Uncommon35.9%

Methodical and obsessive: they don't stop until their pencil is worn down to a stub.

Lemur wylonii medus

Uncommon32.7%

Good, caring, empathetic... These primates are morally acceptable.

Hapalemur dolarii

Uncommon29.0%

They like money almost as much as piggybanks do.

Gorilla clubensis medus

Uncommon28.9%

Very obedient and very helpful primates.

Lemur wylonii vulgaris

Uncommon25.3%

Never trust them: they are the most immoral of all monkeys.

Galago cholesterolus

Uncommon19.6%

Generous by nature, they don't let any member of their group go hungry.

Prebytis freedonius

Uncommon19.5%

They organize themselves around charismatic and slightly genocidal alpha males.

Lemur wylonii major

Uncommon19.4%

Apes with unimpeachable morality. ABSOLUTELY unimpeachable.

Colobus corsarii

Uncommon19.0%

They love sports and cleanliness. And, above all, they hate confined spaces.

Mandrillus collector minor

Uncommon17.8%

Amateur collectors. They always hold on to something as a souvenir.

Allocebus darwiniana

Uncommon11.3%

Monkeys with a passion for natural selection and the struggle between the species.

Microcebus nudensis

Uncommon10.4%

They look past appearances: these monkeys look for inner beauty .

Colobus express

Rare9.9%

Now you see 'em, now you don't: these are the fastest monkeys in the jungle.

Mandrillus collector medus

Rare8.5%

Experienced collectors. They have a hard time letting go of anything.

Gorilla clubensis major

Rare8.1%

The most obedient and helpful monkeys: ALWAYS at the service of their keeper.

Cebus smilenis

Rare6.6%

These monkey put the happiness of their offspring before anything else.

Propithecus molli

Rare6.1%

Half ape, half mole: these primates cannot keep their mouths shut.

Aotus chauffeurii

Rare5.3%

They hate moving around the jungle on foot.

Pongo lostintranslansis

Rare5.1%

They may communicate in a strange manner, but these apes can be very loving and passionate.

Mandrillus lupus

Very rare4.6%

They transform themselves, howl and change their fur with great ease.

Lepilemur poopoo

Very rare4.1%

The most creative and talented, although with a certain tendency towards scatology.

Mandrillus collector major

Very rare3.9%

Compulsive collectors. They hold on to everything, absolutely EVERYTHING.

Hylobates silensis

Very rare3.8%

The most faithful, loyal and discreet primates.

Callimico oviparus

Very rare3.7%

The only primates capable of laying eggs.

Papio stellaris

Very rare3.0%

Their natural habitats include outer space, dreams and rainy cities.

Tarsius amazonius

Very rare2.0%

Big fans of maxing out their credit cards without leaving the tree.

Aotus televisibus

Very rare1.9%

They go crazy over the most extreme emotions on the boob tube.