The Procession to Calvary

Spank the Bishop

Common48.5%

...whoever shall slap thee on thy right cheek, turn to him also the other.

First Blood

Common39.5%

Whoever sheds the blood of man, by man shall his blood be shed, for God made man in his own image.

Whoopsie!

Common36.7%

The Lord is near the brokenhearted; he delivers those who are discouraged.

Abuse Democracy

Common36.2%

I appeal to you, brothers and sisters, that all of you agree with one another in what you say.

Who's a good boy!?

Uncommon28.8%

The beast I saw resembled a leopard, but had feet like those of a bear, a mouth like that of a lion.

Duped!

Uncommon28.7%

My wounds stink and are corrupt because of my foolishness.

Magician's Assistant #1

Uncommon26.0%

Nor did they repent of their murders, their magic arts, their sexual immorality or their thefts.

Brawler

Uncommon22.9%

Then I will act with hostility toward you; I also will strike you seven times for your sins.

The End #1

Uncommon21.3%

...Jesus said, “It is finished.” And with that, he bowed his head and gave up his spirit.

Magician's Assistant #2

Uncommon21.2%

The lamplight will never shine in you again ...For by your magic spell all nations were led astray.

Magician's Assistant #3

Uncommon20.9%

Keep on, then, with your magic spells and with your many sorceries...

King for a Day

Uncommon19.9%

I will make thee exceeding fruitful, I will make nations of thee, and kings shall come out of thee.

Make a Friend

Uncommon19.9%

The righteous choose their friends carefully, but the way of the wicked leads them astray.

Appease the Devil

Uncommon19.4%

You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father's desires.

Swapsies

Uncommon19.4%

Every woman shall borrow of her neighbour ...jewels of silver, and jewels of gold.

Win the Talent Show

Uncommon19.4%

Thanks be to God, who gives us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ!

Treasure Hunter

Uncommon19.2%

The Lord shall open unto thee his good treasure...

The End #3

Uncommon18.7%

and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying: for the former things are passed away.

The End #2

Uncommon15.7%

You say, ‘I am rich; I have acquired wealth and do not need a thing.’

Holy Book

Rare14.4%

Blessed is the one who reads aloud the words of this prophecy...

Serial Killer

Rare13.6%

And for your lifeblood I will surely demand an accounting ...And from each human being, too.