The Procession to Calvary
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Pilfer from pirates, conspire with cardinals and perform miracles with an incompetent magician. The Procession to Calvary is a Pythonesque adventure game made from Renaissance paintings, and a spiritual successor to the critically acclaimed Four Last Things.
Spank the Bishop
Common48.5%...whoever shall slap thee on thy right cheek, turn to him also the other.
First Blood
Uncommon39.5%Whoever sheds the blood of man, by man shall his blood be shed, for God made man in his own image.
Whoopsie!
Uncommon36.7%The Lord is near the brokenhearted; he delivers those who are discouraged.
Abuse Democracy
Uncommon36.2%I appeal to you, brothers and sisters, that all of you agree with one another in what you say.
Who's a good boy!?
Uncommon28.8%The beast I saw resembled a leopard, but had feet like those of a bear, a mouth like that of a lion.
Duped!
Uncommon28.7%My wounds stink and are corrupt because of my foolishness.
Magician's Assistant #1
Uncommon26.0%Nor did they repent of their murders, their magic arts, their sexual immorality or their thefts.
Brawler
Uncommon22.9%Then I will act with hostility toward you; I also will strike you seven times for your sins.
The End #1
Uncommon21.3%...Jesus said, “It is finished.” And with that, he bowed his head and gave up his spirit.
Magician's Assistant #2
Uncommon21.2%The lamplight will never shine in you again ...For by your magic spell all nations were led astray.
Magician's Assistant #3
Uncommon20.9%Keep on, then, with your magic spells and with your many sorceries...
King for a Day
Uncommon19.9%I will make thee exceeding fruitful, I will make nations of thee, and kings shall come out of thee.
Make a Friend
Uncommon19.9%The righteous choose their friends carefully, but the way of the wicked leads them astray.
Appease the Devil
Uncommon19.4%You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father's desires.
Swapsies
Uncommon19.4%Every woman shall borrow of her neighbour ...jewels of silver, and jewels of gold.
Win the Talent Show
Uncommon19.4%Thanks be to God, who gives us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ!
Treasure Hunter
Uncommon19.2%The Lord shall open unto thee his good treasure...
The End #3
Uncommon18.7%and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying: for the former things are passed away.
The End #2
Uncommon15.7%You say, ‘I am rich; I have acquired wealth and do not need a thing.’
Holy Book
Uncommon14.4%Blessed is the one who reads aloud the words of this prophecy...
Serial Killer
Uncommon13.6%And for your lifeblood I will surely demand an accounting ...And from each human being, too.
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