YOU DON'T KNOW JACK

It's Just More of This

Very common90.7%

Finish an episode

DisOrDat Participation Award

Very common90.0%

Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds

Button Banger

Common65.2%

Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds

Genius for a Day

Common53.0%

Score at least $30,000 over your average

My First Time

Common50.6%

Screw someone for the first time

100,000aire!

Uncommon39.6%

Earn $100000 lifetime

DisorDat Destroyer

Uncommon39.4%

Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly

Taking It from Behind

Uncommon35.9%

Come from behind to win during the Jack Attack in a 2-player game

Great Crowd

Uncommon35.6%

Laugh at a an easy joke

Overconsumer

Uncommon33.6%

Listen to all commercials after one episode

Smelt the Roses

Uncommon18.5%

Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second

Social Outcast

Uncommon17.4%

Finish 5 single-player games on Friday or Saturday nights

Living in the Past

Uncommon13.6%

Get 10 history questions correct (excluding DLC)

500,000aire!

Rare9.5%

Earn $500000 lifetime

Beast Master

Rare9.3%

Get 10 animal questions correct (excluding DLC)

Quick-Draw McDumbass

Rare8.3%

Choose wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times

DisOrDash

Rare7.7%

Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds

Phatty

Rare7.3%

Get 10 food questions correct (excluding DLC)

The Game's Half Full

Rare6.8%

Play Episodes 1-36

The Game's Half Empty

Rare6.6%

Play Episodes 1-37

Mouth-Breather

Rare6.2%

Achieve third-highest rating achievement

Consolation Prize

Rare5.7%

Play 5 hours without getting a single achievement

Jack Attack Dog

Very rare4.8%

Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct without messing up in a 2-player game

Film in Your Brain

Very rare4.7%

Get 10 movie questions correct (excluding DLC)

Turncoat

Very rare4.4%

Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America

One Teat Short of an Udder

Very rare4.3%

Achieve second-highest rating

1,000,000aire!

Very rare4.0%

Earn $1000000 lifetime

Vidiot Savant

Very rare3.5%

Get every question right in an episode

Unicorn

Very rare3.0%

Achieve highest gamer rating

Discover Gauntlet of Fire

Very rare2.9%

Find the very important gauntlet of fire

Slack Attack

Very rare2.4%

Get -$1 million on a Jack Attack

Perfect Attendance

Very rare2.0%

Play Episodes 1-73

Back Taxes

Ultra rare0.7%

Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73