Do Not Feed the Monkeys 2099

Neodog

Common87.0%

The gizmograph is man's best friend.

Big Crunch

Common68.6%

If you keep working like this, you might collapse.

Zoomorphic

Common67.3%

The Friends of the Monkeys have learned the basics about these beautiful animals.

Metamorphosis

Common57.1%

This MonkeyVision specimen has achieved its full potential.

Chain Reaction

Common46.4%

There ain't no such thing as a free lunch, but there are discounts.

Polymorphic

Common45.7%

The Amateur Zoologists have learned about a wide variety of primates.

Magic Number

Common43.2%

Abracadabra, call and speak!

Convergence

Common43.0%

Where two can chat, three can chat.

Xenomorphic

Common34.6%

The Masters in Primatology have observed primates from the whole wide universe.

Xenolinguistic

Common33.1%

Taking notes on the primates' behavior is essential.

Cosmic Inflation

Common32.4%

Your profits grow at an exponential rate when you invest wisely.

Chrononaut

Uncommon28.1%

These relics hold stories from the past.

Big Bang

Uncommon27.1%

Every outcome requires a catalyst.

Star Person

Uncommon22.8%

Celebrities' calls can be soporific.

Neutron

Uncommon22.2%

Your capacity for independent thinking needs to improve.

Quantum

Uncommon18.4%

That's quite a bit of money

Newspad

Uncommon16.3%

There's a reason they're called investigative articles.

Work Principle

Rare14.5%

No time to monkey around when there's work to be done.

Band-limited Channel

Rare14.3%

Filk the music, help your folks!

Fabric of Spacetime

Rare14.2%

As in the case of speed, you need time and space to get a quality suit.

Anti-particle

Rare13.2%

There are people who only know how to be contrarian.

Holistic Investigation

Rare12.0%

The real crime would be not testifying.

Futuristic Manifesto

Rare11.8%

You didn't have to show the artist.

Infinite Improbability

Rare11.1%

A good cosmic traveler never throws in the towel.

The Law of Robotics

Rare10.1%

Thanks for being honest with dyslexic androids.

Particle

Rare9.9%

The omega particle awaits those who follow the rules.

Theory of Everything

Rare9.2%

You have to know how to eat a little of everything.

Kessler's Syndrome

Rare8.6%

It takes seven objects to make a collection... or a pile of junk.

Brown Dwarf

Rare7.2%

That waffly is going to eat me out of house and home.

Electron

Rare6.8%

Your capacity for independent thinking merits a failing grade.

Madtrix

Rare6.8%

Have you tried to reboot the universe?

Proton

Rare5.6%

Your capacity for independent thinking is progressing adequately.

Missing Link

Rare5.5%

People who don't fit in are expelled.

Escape Pod

Rare5.2%

Without a plan B, this could have ended very badly.

Hive Mind

Legendary3.6%

You can't consider yourself part of the swarm if you don't know every section of our market.