Crush Your Enemies

The foundation of barbarism

Very common84.4%

Impale 3 of your enemies' heads.

First blood

Very common84.2%

Win the first battle in Generia.

I have no idea what this does

Very common71.7%

Collect your first beer.

The basics of barbarism

Common57.6%

Impale 20 of your enemies' heads.

Boredom extermination!

Common56.7%

Crush 1,000 Generian fighters.

Party starter

Common46.3%

Collect 50 pints of beer.

Go back to playing casual games!

Uncommon37.7%

Lose a battle.

Breakfast with Charlie Sheen

Uncommon27.1%

Use the Shroom Moonshine 10 times.

Revolutionary barbarism

Uncommon26.9%

Impale 50 of your enemies' heads.

To the center of Generia!

Uncommon23.3%

Complete Brog The Barbarian's campaign.

Crushing streak!

Uncommon22.1%

Complete 3 objectives in 4 different battles in a row.

Take care of the pints...

Uncommon18.2%

Collect 200 pints of beer.

Playing dirty

Uncommon16.7%

Use the Dummy Barbarian 10 times.

Monotony crushed!

Uncommon12.2%

Crush 10,000 Generian fighters.

Gangbang your enemies!

Uncommon11.7%

Crush an enemy group using Warriors and Archers with Wizards to support them both.

The prophecy is true

Rare9.5%

Complete Fuzgut The Destroyer's campaign.

Hit 'em with economy!

Rare8.8%

Take over all the farms and survive until the enemy has no food left.

...and kegs will take care of themselves

Rare7.6%

Collect 500 pints of beer.

Absolute barbarism

Rare5.4%

Impale 123 of your enemies' heads.

Death

Rare5.2%

Win a multiplayer battle.

Blow up your enemies? Are we Bomberman now?

Very rare2.3%

Kill 40 enemies at once with your Spiky Mine.

Suicidal tendencies

Very rare1.5%

Lose multiplayer battles in 5 different locations.

Megadeth

Very rare1.4%

Win 10 multiplayer battles.

Genericide!

Ultra rare0.9%

Crush 20,000 Generian fighters.

Manowar

Ultra rare0.9%

Play 100 multiplayer battles.