Crush Your Enemies
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Strategy games have become too stuffy, bogged down with diplomacy, endless repositioning, waiting....ugh, so much waiting. Crush Your Enemies is a RTS distilled down to the basics - foul-mouthed barbarians, gratuitous use of "bollocks," and more chest hair than you can handle.
The foundation of barbarism
CommonImpale 3 of your enemies' heads.
First blood
CommonWin the first battle in Generia.
I have no idea what this does
CommonCollect your first beer.
The basics of barbarism
CommonImpale 20 of your enemies' heads.
Boredom extermination!
CommonCrush 1,000 Generian fighters.
Party starter
CommonCollect 50 pints of beer.
Go back to playing casual games!
CommonLose a battle.
Breakfast with Charlie Sheen
UncommonUse the Shroom Moonshine 10 times.
Revolutionary barbarism
UncommonImpale 50 of your enemies' heads.
To the center of Generia!
UncommonComplete Brog The Barbarian's campaign.
Crushing streak!
UncommonComplete 3 objectives in 4 different battles in a row.
Take care of the pints...
UncommonCollect 200 pints of beer.
Playing dirty
UncommonUse the Dummy Barbarian 10 times.
Monotony crushed!
RareCrush 10,000 Generian fighters.
Gangbang your enemies!
RareCrush an enemy group using Warriors and Archers with Wizards to support them both.
The prophecy is true
RareComplete Fuzgut The Destroyer's campaign.
Hit 'em with economy!
RareTake over all the farms and survive until the enemy has no food left.
...and kegs will take care of themselves
RareCollect 500 pints of beer.
Absolute barbarism
RareImpale 123 of your enemies' heads.
Death
RareWin a multiplayer battle.
Blow up your enemies? Are we Bomberman now?
LegendaryKill 40 enemies at once with your Spiky Mine.
Suicidal tendencies
LegendaryLose multiplayer battles in 5 different locations.
Megadeth
LegendaryWin 10 multiplayer battles.
Genericide!
LegendaryCrush 20,000 Generian fighters.
Manowar
LegendaryPlay 100 multiplayer battles.
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