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Crush Your Enemies

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Strategy games have become too stuffy, bogged down with diplomacy, endless repositioning, waiting....ugh, so much waiting. Crush Your Enemies is a RTS distilled down to the basics - foul-mouthed barbarians, gratuitous use of "bollocks," and more chest hair than you can handle.

Real Time Strategy (RTS) Strategy Indie Action Historical Comedy Warfare Party
2016 ★ 73 25 achievements Guide 0%
25 achievements
The foundation of barbarism

The foundation of barbarism

Impale 3 of your enemies' heads.

First blood

First blood

Win the first battle in Generia.

I have no idea what this does

I have no idea what this does

Collect your first beer.

The basics of barbarism

The basics of barbarism

Impale 20 of your enemies' heads.

Boredom extermination!

Boredom extermination!

Crush 1,000 Generian fighters.

Party starter

Party starter

Collect 50 pints of beer.

Go back to playing casual games!

Go back to playing casual games!

Lose a battle.

Breakfast with Charlie Sheen

Breakfast with Charlie Sheen

Use the Shroom Moonshine 10 times.

Revolutionary barbarism

Revolutionary barbarism

Impale 50 of your enemies' heads.

To the center of Generia!

To the center of Generia!

Complete Brog The Barbarian's campaign.

Crushing streak!

Crushing streak!

Complete 3 objectives in 4 different battles in a row.

Take care of the pints...

Take care of the pints...

Collect 200 pints of beer.

Playing dirty

Playing dirty

Use the Dummy Barbarian 10 times.

Monotony crushed!

Monotony crushed!

Crush 10,000 Generian fighters.

Gangbang your enemies!

Gangbang your enemies!

Crush an enemy group using Warriors and Archers with Wizards to support them both.

The prophecy is true

The prophecy is true

Complete Fuzgut The Destroyer's campaign.

Hit 'em with economy!

Hit 'em with economy!

Take over all the farms and survive until the enemy has no food left.

...and kegs will take care of themselves

...and kegs will take care of themselves

Collect 500 pints of beer.

Absolute barbarism

Absolute barbarism

Impale 123 of your enemies' heads.

Death

Death

Win a multiplayer battle.

Blow up your enemies? Are we Bomberman now?

Blow up your enemies? Are we Bomberman now?

Kill 40 enemies at once with your Spiky Mine.

Suicidal tendencies

Suicidal tendencies

Lose multiplayer battles in 5 different locations.

Megadeth

Megadeth

Win 10 multiplayer battles.

Genericide!

Genericide!

Crush 20,000 Generian fighters.

Manowar

Manowar

Play 100 multiplayer battles.

Breakdown

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Multiplayer
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Glitches
No known glitches
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