Sir Whoopass: Immortal Death

MLG 360 no scope kill!

Very common93.5%

Kill your first Orc Noob

Are you ready to rumble?

Very common92.9%

Get your very first lethal weapon

Tastes just like chicken!

Very common92.4%

Eat your first Garden Gnome

That's what cheese said!

Very common90.6%

Collect your first Wheel of Cheese!

Nerd

Very common81.2%

Read a book from a bookshelf

Oh, you're up to no gouda!

Common67.4%

Collect 5 Wheels of Cheese!

Meat grinder

Common61.4%

Get eaten by a shark

Cockadoodledoo!

Common58.4%

Find the marvelous Chickenator

Thats disgusting!

Common58.1%

Use the stinky outhouse

Self assessed tax return

Common52.0%

Kill your first IRS guy

Butcher

Common51.9%

Kill 100 enemies

Surprise!!

Common50.7%

Buy a surprise from Melisande

Make America Grate Again

Common44.0%

Collect 10 Wheels of Cheese

Catch the bus with me!

Common43.7%

Blow up yourself and an enemy with a dynamite barrel

Haemochromatosis

Uncommon39.6%

Kill yourself with metal bars

Ripe Meat Off The Bone!

Uncommon32.5%

Eat your first grilled chicken

Another one bites the iron

Uncommon30.0%

Kill an enemy using metal bars

Pasta Bolognese

Uncommon29.7%

Whoop Ass 10 times!

Kleptomaniac

Uncommon28.6%

Loot 6 drunken orcs

Karaoke king

Uncommon28.5%

Make the Bard play another song

A Megapint...?

Uncommon23.8%

Drink your very first grog

You're not so Big anymore, Boi!

Uncommon22.5%

Kill Big Boi

Your daily dose of Vitamin C.

Uncommon20.3%

Eat 100 Gnomes

Just wing it!

Uncommon19.3%

Beat the first Flappy Knight level in the arcade machine.

Deal with it

Uncommon16.7%

Find a pair of Deal-with-it glasses

Yeehaw!!!

Uncommon14.4%

Live out your cowboy dreams and make a triple-shot

Master Butcher

Uncommon14.2%

Kill 500 enemies

Ancient Ruins of Dirty Feet

Uncommon13.7%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Out of bounds

Uncommon13.3%

Visit a place you shouldn't actually visit

I drink, but I'm not a drunk!

Uncommon13.0%

Have three grogs in total

You're looking mozzare-hella good!

Uncommon13.0%

Collect 25 Wheels of Cheese

Free Of Chains

Rare9.6%

Release all the chains

Timber!

Rare9.6%

Kill the Ent

Grumpy Immortal

Rare8.8%

Defeat The Immortal

Ancient Ruins of Stubbed Toes

Rare8.7%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Spoiler alert!

Rare8.7%

Spoil the Bard so he can afford new and fancy clothes.

Okay... Maybe I'm a bit drunk...

Rare8.4%

Drink five large grogs at the same time

Ancient Ruins of Moist Overhangs

Rare8.4%

Complete the dungeon 100%

European karaoke king

Rare7.6%

Make the Bard play another song while you are drunk

Scrambled Eggs

Rare6.8%

Collect at least 100 eggs

My name is Whoopass, SIR Whoopass!

Rare6.7%

Kill 1000 enemies

Ancient Ruins of Leaky Roof

Rare6.4%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Vitamin D Addition

Rare5.9%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Imperfectly Designed Walls

Rare5.4%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Empty Echoes

Rare5.3%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Stuffed Pantrys

Rare5.1%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Misplaced Belongings

Very rare4.6%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Poor Intrusion Prevention

Very rare4.6%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Moldy Ceiling

Very rare4.4%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Fifty Shades of Gruyere

Very rare3.7%

Collect 50 Wheels of Cheese and make Sheo proud!

Ancient Ruins of Inadequate Opportunities

Very rare3.3%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Peekaboo

Very rare2.3%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Chilly Winds

Very rare2.3%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Consider it dealt with

Very rare2.0%

Find all 6 pairs of Deal-with-it glasses

I'm getting full...

Very rare1.4%

Eat 500 Gnomes

I've got the power

Ultra rare0.9%

Get full strength when Level Up

Catch me if you can

Ultra rare0.6%

Get full agility when Level Up

I'm feeling lucky!

Ultra rare0.6%

Get full luck when Level Up

Better safe than sorry - use protection

Ultra rare0.6%

Get full protection when Level Up