We Happy Few
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Downer
CommonComplete Arthur's intro
Snug as a Bug on a Drug
UncommonTake the Joy at the very beginning of the game
There's a choice right at the beginning - take the Joy. As its so close to the beginning you can do this again in 5 mins if you took the other path the first time through.
Employee of the month
RareRead all newspaper articles as Arthur, and redact only the uncomfortable ones
Right at the beginning of the game, fix the power cell then approve the first article, censor the second and approve the third. If you miss it just start a new game to get it.
The Arthur Hastings
RareFinish Arthur's playthrough
Arthur's story is the first act - complete it to get the achievement.
Gimme Shelter
RareUnlock all of Arthur's shelters
Note the map layout is randomised - so locations will be different on each playthrough or for each player. There are, however always 9 shelters total. NB this has been glitchy in previous versions of the game.
Arthur Haste-ings
RareTake Phlash as Arthur
Can be found in any vending machine - just buy one and take it.
Shocking Biology
RareKill a guy named Ryan Andrews
The Importance of Not Being Seen
LegendaryFinish Mystery House without being spotted once
Our Prudent Friend
LegendaryListen to all the phone calls in the phoneboxes
This does not mean find all the phone boxes - just listen to all the calls. There are 12 unique calls in total.
You can do this by resting for 24 hours and revisiting the same phone box -> rinse and repeat until you get them all.
The phoneboxes are only in the garden districts; Barrow Holm, Lud’s Holm and Eel Pie Holm
Breaking Blackberry
RareComplete Sally intro
The Wyrd Sisters
RareComplete the Crones encounter
The Toxic Ex
RareComplete speaking with Verloc at the Joy Factory
The Sally Boyle
RareFinish Sally's playthrough
Gotta Catch Them All!
LegendaryCatch 40 butterflies with Sally's butterfly net
I Love the Smell of Chloroform in the Mornin
LegendaryKnock out 50 NPCs with the Atomizer
Bon Voyage
RareComplete Ollie's intro
Get the Float Out of Here
LegendaryComplete "The Jack-o-Bean Club" encounter.
A Heavy Burden
LegendarySpread the Message
The Ollie Starkey
LegendaryFinish Ollie's playthrough
Sugar Daddy
LegendaryInject yourself with glucose 10 times
Poor Viv
LegendaryComplete Act 1
Queen Faraday
LegendaryComplete Act 2
A Smashing Adventure
LegendaryComplete the DLC
Deprogrammed
LegendaryComplete Act 3
Metal Guru
LegendaryKill 8 Robots in the Intro
Local Hero
LegendarySave all the Villagers
At the beginning of act 2 - shoot all the robots ASAP so all 6 villages can escape.
Helter Smelter
LegendaryPush 7 Robots Into the Smelter
Shouldn't These Be Red?
LegendaryDestroy 50 Explosive Barrels
When you get the ray gun there will be a tutorial about doing this. then keep shooting them throughout all three acts...
Headmaster
LegendaryGet 100 Eye Shots
get headshots on robots using the ray gun. Cumulative across all 3 acts of the DLC.
Well-Read
LegendaryPick Up All Lore Items
#1 on the Charts
LegendaryLifetime Achievement Award
Mind Blower
LegendaryBlow the minds of 15 people after a Charged Facemelt
Love Me Don't
LegendarySerenade 30 people
The Hits Just Keep On Coming
LegendaryHit 3 NPCs with the same Gold Record
The Full Nicky
LegendaryPole Dance Naked
One Day In The Life
LegendarySurvived Day 1
B Side
LegendarySurvived Day 2
Golden Idol
LegendaryVibe all Nick statues
Liner Notes
LegendaryPick Up All Lore Items
Great vibrations
LegendaryParried 30 attacks with the Vibe
Factory Finish
LegendaryRestored Order at Haworth Labs
Tap Out
LegendaryShut Off Joy Supply to Waterworks
A Bright, Shiny Medal
LegendaryDid Your Duty
Canal Retentive
LegendaryFind Loot in Canal
Alley Catch
LegendaryFind Loot in Alleyway
Push Over
LegendaryKnock Down 40 NPCs With Whip Shove Combo
All Natural
LegendaryFinish DLC With No Upgrades
Bibliophile
LegendaryCollect All Lore Notes
Down the Tubes
LegendaryZap 20 Different TVs with Dart Gun
Self-Actualized
LegendaryUnlock All Upgrades
Mother of All Victories
CommonComplete "Band of Brothers" encounter
Not In Kansas Any More
CommonCross into the Village for the first time
That Kind Of Game
UncommonRetrieve the credentials from the club
The Great Lubricator
RareDeliver the cod liver oil
Baby You're a Rich Man
RareGain £1000 from looting/bartering across playthroughs
Archipelagist
RareSet foot on every island
A Bit of The Old Ultraviolence
RareKill 100 NPCs in a single playthrough
I Got Better
RareContract and cure the plague
Resistance is Futile
RareTalk to Johnny Bolton from the Secret Radio Room
Miss Byng is Indisposed
RareComplete "No Place Like Home" encounter
The Slaughterer's Apprentice
LegendaryFinish all of the butcher's apprentice quests
Enjoy the View
LegendaryCorrectly sabotage Clive Birtwhistle's redactor work
Cat Burglar
LegendaryIn Thomasina House - Collect all fake cats
Now I Can Die Happy
LegendaryDie while overdosing on Joy
Hot on her Heels
LegendaryFind all notes related to Prudence
There are 6 notes, across the 3 acts.
One Day in the Life
LegendarySurvived Day 1
B-Side
LegendarySurvived Day 2
Don't You Have Somewhere Else To Be?
LegendarySurvive 50 days
Remember, Remember
LegendaryFind all collectibles
The Saint
LegendaryComplete the entire game without directly murdering anyone
You Do Know Jack
LegendaryCollect all Uncle Jack Shows
Great Vibrations
LegendaryParry 30 attacks with the Vibe
Lighten Up
LegendaryUse 25 lightning rods, playing as Ollie
Breakdown
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