Juanito Arcade Mayhem

Learning the ropes

Common56.6%

Complete the tutorial, first video game unlocked.

Combo Amateur

Common56.3%

Get a 5 combo streak.

Block Collector

Common55.2%

Destroy every different Blockits block.

Russian Dancing Kid

Common46.7%

Win a level without getting hit by a block in the Blockits game.

Becoming a Cat

Common45.6%

Have more than 4 lives.

Survive

Common44.6%

Survival Mode unlocked.

Survive with a friend

Uncommon38.0%

Survival Coop Mode unlocked.

Combo Expert

Uncommon37.5%

Get a 20 combo streak.

Cell Killer

Uncommon36.1%

Destroy 500 clonocells.

Comrade Juanito

Uncommon31.2%

Save the Blockits video game.

Lenin's Shame

Uncommon29.5%

Die 3 consecutive times in a Blockits level.

Hipster Longboard

Uncommon28.1%

Win a level with a large ship in the Arkadroid game.

Combo Master

Uncommon27.4%

Get a 50 combo streak.

Blockhead!

Uncommon25.0%

Lose all your lives in a Blockits level due to the blocks.

Go Play with Pissed Off Birds!

Uncommon24.1%

Lose in the first level of the first game.

Break Some Blocks

Uncommon23.2%

Save the Arkadroid video game.

Cell Destroyer

Uncommon23.0%

Destroy 2000 clonocells.

Axe Repellent

Uncommon22.0%

Win a level without getting hit by an axe in the Wonderland game.

Extra Battery

Uncommon21.0%

Get the first upgrade to the Arcade Gun.

Machine Gun Joe

Uncommon20.7%

Get a 30 combo streak with the machine gun.

Destructoid

Uncommon18.8%

Die 3 consecutive times in an Arkadroid level.

Let it go

Uncommon18.6%

Destroy 20 clonocells while time is frozen.

Axe in the head

Uncommon18.4%

Die 3 consecutive times in a Wonderland level.

Tarzan Knock Off

Uncommon15.8%

Save the Wonderland video game.

A.T. Field

Uncommon15.0%

Win a level with the shield active.

You have been axed

Uncommon14.3%

Lose all your lives in a Wonderland level due to the axes.

Olympic Gold

Uncommon13.8%

Win a level without getting hit by the snow in the Snow Sises game.

Pizza Man

Uncommon13.6%

Save the Pillman video game.

Cell Exterminator

Uncommon13.4%

Destroy 5000 clonocells.

Megaboy

Uncommon13.1%

Get the second upgrade to the Arcade Gun.

Kill'em before they lay eggs

Uncommon11.1%

Kill 500 big clonocells.

Snow Hero

Uncommon11.1%

Save the Snow Sises video game.

Evading Dragons

Uncommon10.9%

Win a level without getting hit by a dragon in the Kung-Fu Blaster game.

Evil Snow

Uncommon10.6%

Die 3 consecutive times in a Snow Sises level.

Pac Fail

Uncommon10.2%

Die 3 consecutive times in a Pillman level.

Grasshopper Juanito

Rare9.9%

Save the Kung-Fu Blaster video game.

Survivalist

Rare9.9%

Survive 1 minute in Survival Mode.

Hardcore Math

Rare9.9%

Get a 30 combo streak with the Eureka gun.

Tennis Player

Rare9.9%

Win a level without getting hit by the ball in the Boing game.

Please, try again

Rare9.3%

Survive less than 30 seconds in Survival Mode.

Just kill'em

Rare9.0%

Kill 5000 small clonocells.

Oh! The memories!

Rare8.9%

Save the Boing video game.

Protecting the classics

Rare8.7%

Win a level without getting hit by the flames in the Monkey Gong game.

Without a racket

Rare8.4%

Die 3 consecutive times in a Boing level.

Combo Supreme

Rare8.3%

Get a 100 combo streak.

Seagal's career

Rare8.2%

Die 3 consecutive times in a Kung-Fu Blaster level.

Plumbers VS Gorillas

Rare8.1%

Save the Monkey Gong video game.

Monkey Fodder

Rare7.2%

Die 3 consecutive times in a Monkey Gong level.

Paradox

Rare7.2%

Win during a draw in the Boing game.

You Spin Me Round

Rare7.2%

Go around a Pillman level 5 times in the same direction.

Kill'em before they grow

Rare7.1%

Kill 2000 medium clonocells.

Made for the summer

Rare7.1%

Lose all your lives in a Snow Sises level due to the snowy cells.

We are the Champions

Rare6.7%

Beat the game.

Cell Genocide

Rare6.2%

Destroy 10000 clonocells.

Basic can be good

Rare5.6%

Destroy 10 or more clonocells with a single normal shot.

Die Hard

Very rare4.8%

Survive 3 minutes in Survival Mode.

Tiny Dragons

Very rare4.4%

Survive 1 minute in Survival Coop Mode.

I saw a fairy

Very rare4.2%

Summon a magic fairy.

With fists as fast as lightning

Very rare3.8%

Destroy 200 Kung-Fu Blaster jars before they explode.

Big Bang

Very rare3.7%

Destroy 20 clonocells with a bomb.

Roasted

Very rare3.7%

Lose all your lives in a Monkey Gong level due to the flames.

Not a Pro

Very rare3.2%

Lose all your lives in a Boing level due to the ball and rackets.

Dungeons without Dragons

Very rare2.9%

Lose all your lives in a Kung-Fu Blaster level due to the dragons.

Highlanderish

Very rare2.9%

Survive 5 minutes in Survival Mode.

Strong Dragons

Very rare1.9%

Survive 3 minute in Survival Coop Mode.

Jedi Master

Very rare1.8%

Destroy 20 or more clonocells with a single laser shot.

Lazy Bastard

Very rare1.6%

Win a level without shooting cells in the Wonderland game.

Dynamic Duo

Very rare1.6%

Survive 5 minute in Survival Coop Mode.

Blockbuster

Very rare1.3%

Destroy 2000 Arkadroid blocks.

Get a life

Very rare1.3%

Get all the stars.

Over 9000

Very rare1.3%

Destroy 20 clonocells while you're immune.

Winter is coming

Very rare1.3%

Remove the snow from 2000 clonocells in the Snow Sises game.

Moves like Alke

Very rare1.2%

Survive 10 minutes in Survival Mode.

Multitasking

Very rare1.1%

Get a 30 combo streak with the Havoc gun.

Take that, Morpheus!

Very rare1.1%

Win a level using only two pills in the Pillman game.

Masters of the Universe

Very rare1.0%

Survive 10 minute in Survival Coop Mode.

Big Boss

Ultra rare0.9%

Beat the ClonoBoss in Hardcore Mode.

Burn, baby, burn

Ultra rare0.9%

Get a 30 combo streak with the flamethrower.

No structural integrity

Ultra rare0.9%

Destroy 1000 platforms in the Monkey Gong game.

Mad Juanito

Ultra rare0.6%

Beat all the levels in Hardcore Mode.

It's not about the money

Ultra rare0.3%

Collect 100 clovers for St. Patrick's Day